ON THE DEATH OF DR. SWIFT
As Rochefoucault his maxims drew
From nature, I believe them true: They argue no corrupted mind In him; the fault is in mankind.
This maxim more than all the rest Is thought too base for human breast: "In all distresses of our friends, We first consult our private ends; While nature, kindly bent to ease us,
Points out some circumstance to please us." If this perhaps your patience move, Let reason and experience prove. We all behold with envious eyes Our equals raised above our size. Who would not at a crowded show Stand high himself, keep others low? I love my friend as well as you: But why should he obstruct my view? Then let me have the highest post: Suppose it but an inch at most.
If in a battle you should find
One whom you love of all mankind, Had some heroic action done, A champion killed or trophy won;
Rather than thus be overtopped,
Would you not wish his laurels cropped? Dear honest Ned is in the gout,
Lies racked with pain, and you without: How patiently you hear him groan! How glad the case is not your own!
What poet would not grieve to see His brother writes as well as he? But rather than they should excel, Would wish his rivals all in hell? Her end when Emulation misses, She turns to Envy, stings and hisses: The strongest friendship yields to pride, Unless the odds be on our side. Vain human kind! fantastic race! Thy various follies who can trace? Self-love, ambition, envy, pride, Their empire in our hearts divide. Give others riches, power, and station,
'Tis all on me a usurpation.
I have no title to aspire;
Yet, when you sink, I seem the higher. In Pope I cannot read a line, But with a sigh I wish it mine; When he can in a couplet fix
More sense than I can do in six; It gives me such a jealous fit, I cry, "Pox take him and his wit!"
I grieve to be outdone by Gay In my own humorous biting way. Arbuthnot is no more my friend,
Who dares to irony pretend, Which I was born to introduce, Refined it first, and showed its use. St. John, as well as Pultney, knows That I had some repute for prose;
And, till they drove me out of date, Could maul a minister of state.
If they have mortified my pride,
And made me throw my pen aside;
If with such talents Heaven has blessed 'em, Have I not reason to detest 'em?
To all my foes, dear Fortune, send Thy gifts; but never to my friend: I tamely can endure the first;
But this with envy makes me burst.
Thus much may serve by way of proem: Proceed we therefore to our poem.
The time is not remote, when I
Must by the course of nature die;
When, I foresee, my special friends
Will try to find their private ends: And, though 'tis hardly understood Which way my death can do them good, Yet thus, methinks, I hear them speak: "See, how the Dean begins to break!
Poor gentleman, he droops apace! You plainly find it in his face. That old vertigo in his head
Will never leave him till he's dead. Besides, his memory decays:
He recollects not what he says; He cannot call his friends to mind: Forgets the place where last he dined; Plies you with stories o'er and o'er; He told them fifty times before. How does he fancy we can sit To hear his out-of-fashion wit? But he takes up with younger folks, Who for his wine will bear his jokes. Faith he must make his stories shorter, Or change his comrades once a quarter: In half the time he talks them round, There must another set be found.
"For poetry he's past his prime: He takes an hour to find a rhyme; His fire is out, his wit decayed, His fancy sunk, his Muse a jade. I'd have him throw away his pen; — But there's no talking to some men!"
And then their tenderness appears, By adding largely to my years; "He's older than he would be reckoned,
And well remembers Charles the Second.
He hardly drinks a pint of wine;
And that, I doubt, is no good sign. His stomach too begins to fail:
Last year we thought him strong and hale But now he's quite another thing:
I wish he may hold out till spring!" They hug themselves, and reason thus, "It is not yet so bad with us!"
In such a case they talk in tropes, And by their fears express their hopes. Some great misfortune to portend,
No enemy can match a friend.
With all the kindness they profess,
The merit of a lucky guess
(When daily how d'ye's come of course,
And servants answer, "Worse and worse!")
Would please them better, than to tell,
That, "God be praised, the Dean is well." Then he, who prophesied the best,
Yet should some neighbour feel a pain Just in the parts where I complain;
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