Written by the Reverend Dr SWIFT on his own DEAFNESS. Ertiginofus, inops, furdus, male gratus amicis ; Non campana Jonans, tonitru non ab Jove missum, Quod mage mirandum, faltem fi credere fas eft, Non clamofa meas mulier jam percutit aures. DE In ENGLISH. EAF, giddy, helpless, left alone, Å LETTER to Dr HELSHAM. SIR, 5 Nov. 23, 1731, at night. WHEN I left you, I found myself of the grape's juice fick : I'm fo full of pity, I never abuse fick; And the patienteft patient that ever you knew fick ; 5 Dean Cross, had he preach'd, would have made us all pew-fick. Art not you, in a croud, when you feat and flew, fick? Lady Santry got out of the church † when she grew fick, 10 And, as fast as she could, to the deanery flew fick. fick. 15 My footman came home from the church of a bruife fick, And look'd like a rake, who was made in the stews fick; But you learn'd doctors can make whom you chufe fick. Poor I myself I was, when I withdrew, fick, 20 For the smell of them made me like garlick and rue fick. And I got thro' the croud, tho' not led by a clue, fick. You hop'd to find many (for that was your cue) fick; But there were not a dozen (to give 'em their due) fick, And thofe to be fure, ftuck together like glue, fick. 25 So are ladies in crouds, when they squeeze and they fcrew, fick... You may find they are all, by their yellow pale hue, fick; So am I, when tobacco, like Robin, I chew fick, Το + St Patrick's cathedral, where the mufic on St Cæcilia's day was ufually performed. Vide Gratton inter Belcamp et Clenfhob. To Dr SHERIDAN. Nov. 23. at night. FI write any more, it will make my poor mufe IF I fick. This night I came home with a very cold dew fick, A LETTER to Dr HELSHAM. SIR, Pray difcruciate what follows. T HE dullest beaft, and gentleman's liquor, When young, is often due to the vicar. The dulleft of beafts, and fwine's delight, Make up a bird very fwift of flight. 5 The dullest beast, when high in stature, 51 For breeding is a useful creature. The dulleft beaft, and a party diftreft, When too long, is bad at best. The dulleft beaft, and the faddle it wears, The dulleft beast and kind voice of a cat, The dullest beaft and fam'd college for Teagues, 10 15 The dullest beast and a cobler's tool, The dulleft beaft, and that which you kifs, 20 25 30 The dulleft beast, and what's cover'd with crust, There's no body but a fool that would truft. Is to a horfe an evil disease. The dullest beast, and a hole in the ground, 35 Will drefs a dinner worth five pound. The dullest beaft, and what doctors pretend, The dulleft beast, and fish for lent, May give you a blow you'll for ever repent. 40 The dulleft beaft, and a fhameful jeer, Wednesday night. I writ all thefe before I went to bed. them for me, because I cannot do it. VOL. VII. Pray explain PRO PROBATUR ALITER. A Long-ear'd beaft, and a field-house for cattle, Among the coals does often rattle. A long-ear'd beaft, a bird that prates, The bridegrooms first gift to their mates, Is by all pious Chriftians thought, In clergymen the greatest fault. A long-ear'd beast, and woman of Endor, With a long-ear'd beaft, and med'cines ufe, A long-ear'd beaft, and Flanders college, A long-ear'd beaft, and building knight; Cenforious people do in spight. A long-ear'd beast, and bird of night, We finners are too apt to flight. A long-ear'd beaft, and fhameful vermin, A judge will eat, tho' clad in ermin. A long-ear'd beaft, and a sputt'ring old Whig, I wish he were in it, and dancing a jig. 5 10 15 20 25 30 |