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You know all our great bargains are of his purchasing. He always stands out and higgles, and actually tires them till he gets a bargain."

3. As I had some opinion of my son's prudence, I was willing enough to intrust him with this commission; and the next morning I perceived his sisters mighty busy in fitting out Moses for the fair; trimming his hair, brushing his buckles, and cocking his hat with pins. The business of the toilet being over, we had at last the satisfaction of seeing him mounted upon the colt, with a deal box before him to bring home groceries in.

4. He had on a coat made of that cloth they call thunder and lightning, which, though grown too short, was much too good to be thrown away. His waistcoat was of gosling-green, and his sisters had tied his hair with a broad black ribbon. We all followed him several paces from the door, bawling after him, "Good luck! good luck!" till we could see him no longer.

5. As it was now almost nightfall, I began to wonder what could keep our son so long at the fair. "Never mind our son," cried my wife; "depend upon it, he knows what he is about. I'll warrant we'll never see him sell his hen on a rainy day. I have seen him buy such bargains as would amaze one. I'll tell you a good story about that, that will

make you split your sides with laughing—but as I live, yonder comes Moses without a horse, and the box at his back."

6. As she spoke, Moses came slowly on foot, and sweating under the deal box, which he had strapped round his shoulders like a peddler.

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"Welcome, welcome, Moses! Well, my boy, what have you brought us from the fair?"

8. "I have brought you myself," said Moses, with a sly look, and resting the box on the dresser.

9. "Ay, Moses," cried my wife, "that we know; but where is the horse?"

10. "I have sold him," replied Moses, "for three pounds five shillings and twopence."

II. Well done, my good boy," returned she; “I knew you would touch them off. Between ourselves, three pounds five shillings and twopence is no bad day's work. Come, let us have it, then.”

12. "I have brought back no money," cried Moses again: "I have laid it all out in a bargain, and here it is," pulling out a bundle from his breast: "here they are a gross of green spectacles, with silver rims and shagreen cases."

13. "A gross of green spectacles!" repeated my wife, in a faint voice. "And you have parted with the colt, and brought us back nothing but a gross of green paltry spectacles!”

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14. "Dear mother," cried the boy, "why won't I had them a dead bargain, or I should not have bought them. The silver rims alone will sell for double the money."

15. "A fig for the silver rims!" cried my wife in a passion: "I dare swear they won't sell for above half the money at the rate of broken silver, five shillings an ounce."

16. "You need be under no uneasiness," said I, "about selling the rims, for they are not worth sixpence; for I perceive they are only copper varnished over."

17. "What!" cried my wife; "not silver! the rims not silver!"

18. "No," cried I; "no more silver than your saucepan.

19. "And so," returned she, " we have parted with the colt, and have only got a gross of green spectacles, with copper rims and shagreen cases? A murrain take such trumpery! The blockhead has been imposed upon, and should have known his company better."

20. "There, my dear," cried I, "you are wrong; he should not have known them at all."

2I. "To bring me such stuff!" returned she; “if I had them, I would throw them into the fire."

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22. "There again you are wrong, my dear," said

I; "for though they are copper, we will keep them by us, as copper spectacles, you know, are better than nothing."

23. By this time the unfortunate Moses was undeceived. He now saw that he had been imposed upon by a prowling sharper, who, observing his figure, had marked him for an easy prey. I therefore asked the circumstances of his deception. He sold the horse, it seems, and walked the fair in search of another. A reverend-looking man brought him to a tent, under pretense of having one to sell.

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24. Here," continued Moses, "we met another man, very well dressed, who desired to borrow twenty pounds upon these, saying that he wanted money, and would dispose of them for a third of the value. The first gentleman whispered me to buy them, and cautioned me not to let so good an offer pass. I sent to Mr. Flamborough, and they talked him up as finely as they did me; and so at last we were persuaded to buy the two gross between us."

25. Our family had now made several vain attempts to be fine. You see, my children," said I, "how little is to be got by attempts to impose upon the world. Those that are poor and will associate with none but the rich are hated by those they avoid, and despised by those they follow."

OLIVER GOLDSMITH.

LIV. THE THINKING BEAR

1. A little bear of philosophic bent,

And given much to speculative talk,
Convinced by logic he could not resent

That it was time for him to try to walk,
Spent the whole day debating pro and con
Which leg 'twere best to start the business on.

2. "Suppose I take my pretty right fore paw!' And then he sat and looked at it a while; "But to the woods upon the left I go,

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And I should like to do the thing in style,
Because some pretty she-bears that I know
Will watch most anxiously the way I go.

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"Well, then, my left fore but I am sure I've seen the Grizzly with the left paw start, And such a shambling roll I'd not endure;

'Twould alienate, of course, Bruena's heart; Besides, it seems I've heard that at the worst 'Tis always best to put the right paw first.

"Perchance more gracefulness might be attained
If both fore paws began to walk together;
And now the double movement has been named,
I think I shall consider well if whether

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