Copy of a Will found in the house of an old Batchelor lately deceas'd. u no WITH 7ITH a mind quite at eafe, in the ev'ning of life, Unencumber'd with children, relations, or wife; Not in friendship with one fingle creature alive, I make my last will, in the year fixty five; Left a Grocer fhould start up my true heir at law; I'm a friend, and firm friend to the general good; To Sandwich the peer, for his mirth-making catches, I give now, I fay, all my pers'nal affairs, With my lands in fee-fimple to them and their heirs: As I mean in this act in a word to fet forth 'HEN earth yawn'd wide to swallow antient Rome, WH Curtius leap'd in, and clos'd the threat'ning doom. When England mourn'd a tyrant favorite's pride, Felton the tyrant favorite fmote, and died. Great both! but thus the last we greatest find, Who ftrikes a tyrant ftrikes for all mankind. Besides, the Roman, vain of glory's breath, 'Midft 'plauding thousands plung'd to inftant death; But the bold Briton dar'd, with equal flame, A martyr's fuff'rings and a martyr's fhame. The ※X The TIM WHISKY, A Journey to Oxford. To Capt. G. T at Cave, 1765. By Capt. E. T— n. HE lord have mercy on us all! TH But good or bad these things will fall Between the cup and lip, To Oxford we design to steer, A Whisky muft convey ust here, "A Whisky! Lord forgive you, Ned! "And go to night to Maidenhead? "Not I upon my life. "Think how the folks, my dear, will stare "To fee us in a one-horse chair: "Confider-I'm your wife. "But love-my dear-the scheme was yours: "I shoudn't have thought of that indeed, "But if I must,-I must!" The Away we go, jehup, jehu! For fear fhe fhould be known; To dufty Hounslow town. But there, alas! the reftiff hack, Away we go, with no fmall fear, At laft our nag grows callous quite, Weary Weary at laft of patriot pains, She, Statefman-like, refigns the reins To my more able hand; For who wou'd pull against the tide ? With much a-do we March's reach, For Mr. Pitt, and Lord knows who, From Court, from Stowe, and Looton Hoo, Had occupied them all. "The world's before us, where to chuse "Our place of reft,"-alas! my Mufe, Thy Pegasus is lead; Poor Dobbin, ev'ry step he goes, The Hart we reach, and fupper get, And ferv'd with stinking lamb; Madam fcrews up her nofe and pouts, 1 Ned eats, and fwears, and growls, and fhouts, Early |