allow awful fondness? That it leads to | eyes, but I shall never get over that hole awful chumming, I have seen with my in your stocking." She had said enough eyes." and heard enough, and she left the room. "Smoke your cigar," she said as she left, "and then come down to me. I presume you can light it without the assistance of your chum." Captain Sellwood did not answer. He had spoken inconsiderately, and his aunt had taken advantage of his mistake. "Good gracious, Algernon! You don't mean to tell me that there has been an attachment in this quarter?", "No attachment," he said, looking down and knitting his brows. "For an attachment, the chain must hold at both ends." "Merciful powers, Algernon! Can your mother have sent this chum of yours here to be out of your way? You were so infatuated, there was no knowing what lengths you would go, and my dear sister hoped that by putting a distance between you nothing of the sort." "No, aunt "But I must get to the bottom of this. There is something kept from me. Is it true that you have that you have -harbored an unfortunate passion for this young person this chum, as you call her? "I did love the young lady. We have known each other since we were children - at least since she was a little girl and I a big boy. She was so lively, so daring, so witty, I could not help loving her. But that is over now." "I should hope so I should hope indeed. A servant maid- a servant in my house! Lord have mercy It is a wonder to me you did Mohammedan in India, and put under Juggernaut's car." My dear aunt, what have and his car, and Mohamm Josephine, to do with each "What a world we liv Miss Otterbourne. "R where!" When the old lady reached her drawingroom, she was so hot that she sank into her chair and fanned herself for several minutes without getting any cooler. She rang the bell, and bade John Thomas send her Cable at once; and in two minutes Josephine came to her. "Cable," said Miss Otterbourne, fanning herself vigorously, "I am surprised and offended. I did suppose you knew your place better, and had more delicacy than to sit in a room with a gentleman who had a hole in his stocking. "Had he? I did not know it, ma'am." "Did not know it? Of course you knew it! I saw by the direction of your eyes, the instant I came in, that you were examining it." "I did not give it a thought, even if I saw it, and I do not believe I did that. But surely, that." in 444 66 part to-morrow, you will oblige. I am occasioned by amazement. you married! Who would "Thank you, Miss Otterbourne, but I shall not stay in Bath." "Will you go back to Hanford ?" Josephine shook her head. -- I am sorryI am sincerely sorry. There is so much good about you, so much that I have liked; but, under the It circumstances, I cannot retain you. would not be right; and in this house from myself down, I believe, to the scullery-maid and the boy who cleans the knives I trust we all try to do that which is right. Mr. Vickary is a burning and a shining light and Mrs. Grundy de the sun. ha dis that you should have seen a hole in my nephew's stocking, because married women do know that such things occur. Josephine smiled; she thought Miss Otterbourne was about to retract her discharge, so she said: "Madam, I cannot stay here. I have explained my reasons to Captain Sellwood, who will tell you after I am gone. Now I have made my resolve, I go direct to my husband." The door of the drawing-room opened and the butler came in. He advanced deferentially towards Miss Otterbourne, and stood awaiting her permission to speak. "What is it, Vickary? Do you want anything?". "It is Cable, madam.' "Well-what of Cable, Vickary?" "Please, madam, Cable's husband have come to fetch her away." From The Spectator. A JEWISH HUMORIST. H humor is hardly a prominent Ghetto he עד odd things he did, that he is chiefly remembered by his countrymen and his sometime co-religionists. spicuous journalist in Germany, as much | gadfly of true genius that stings to the utes the financier received the volume 66 of disagreeables we encounter and have no!" responded Saphir; "it's paying | who should have known better, remarked them that does the mischief." When in that she "felt as though she were stewtroduced for the first time to the prompter ing." "But still quite raw," observed of the Leipziger Stadt-Theatre, a pompous the wit, in a stage aside. Another young personage too much in evidence at times, person once asked him which was the Saphir remarked, "I heard a good deal greatest miracle in the Bible, and then, of you, Herr A- ," the prompter without waiting for an answer, added, bowed his acknowledgments of the ex- "that Elijah did not burn in the fiery pected compliment, while the wit added, chariot that appeared and took him to "in the course of a performance last heaven." "No," said Saphir, "it was evening." Balaam's ass; the ass that made answer Saphir mortally offended the Munich before it was questioned." A great bore, citizens by speaking of them as being seated next to him at dinner, was excus"beer-barrels in the morning, and barrels ing his evident fondness for the bottle. of beer in the evening." One of the most "Good wine," said the personage, "makes charming girls in that capital, a girl who us forget trouble and vexation, and enenjoyed some reputation as an artist, mar-ables us to bear up against the thousands ried a young man of the "long and lanky " type, and very wooden-headed into the bargain. Some friends were discussing the match, and one lady happened to say, "I wonder what Fraulein Wahrmann will do with him." "Oh!" exclaimed Saphir, who was listening, "she is fond of painting, and may find him useful as a mahlstick." He was crossing the market-place with a friend, when a member of the comedy troupe of the Court Theatre stopped and exchanged a few words with him. "Who was that?" said Saphir's companion, when the player had gone. Oh, that is Waldeck, the actor." "He does not look much like an actor off the stage," said the other. "Still less when he's on the stage, ," retorted Saphir. Of another 'poor" player, a low comedian, he once remarked that, "jesting apart, he was not a bad actor." There was some difficulty, owing to the nature of the soil, in digging the foundation for a statue to be erected in honor of an important grand duke, famous for nothing in particular. The humorist and a friend passed the men at work. "What are they doing?" asked the latter. "Oh, they are trying to find ground for raising a monument to the Gross Herzog," was the reply. Driving out in the suburbs of Vienna one day, his coachman, a peppery Mieth-kutscher, got into an altercation with a rival Jehu. Words soon led to oaths, and oaths to blows, and the pair set to in good earnest to decide which was the better man. Popping his head out of the fiacre window, Saphir mildly implored the pair to oblige him, and drub each other as quickly as they could, for he had "engaged the carriage by the hour." But Saphir could be extremely rude, and was not unfrequently as coarse as Swift, of whom, by the way, he was a diligent student, for he was a master of English. At a ball, a young lady, heated with dancing, and one Saphir was no respecter of persons, and nothing could abash him. King Ludwig of Bavaria, the verse-maker to whom he owed his expulsion from Munich, walked up to him one day, and tapping the felt hat he wore uttered the single word Fils. Now, Fils, which means "felt," is also a most opprobrious epithet, and the king's conduct was grossly insulting. In reply, Saphir merely touched the overcoat he wore, with the remark, Wasser-dichter, -that is to say, "waterproof." But as Dichter also means a poet, the term signified water-poet, a Germanism applied to one who is no poet at all. He could be as rude in an amiable fashion too. A young couple, newly engaged, were favored with a letter of introduction to him, which they duly presented. Now, the gentleman was notorious for his effeminate habits and ways, and his appearance at once struck the eye of the observant journalist, who had heard about him. He said nothing, received the pair with empressement, insisted upon their being seated in his most comfortable easy-chairs,. assured them how pleased he was to hear of their engagement, and wound up with, "Now, pray, you must, you really must, tell me which of you is the bride.' elling in a second-class carriage between Trav wwwww the dust-fiend demon even more diabolical in some of his attributes than his chief. You may know when the terror is coming by various indescribable tokens. Sometimes by an ominous silence; Nature seems to listen with bated breath, and hushed whisper; the distance darkens, a lurid glow gradually overspreads the blue-vaulted sky, closing in rapidly, while blasts of heated air strike against the cheek as if just escaped from a fiery furnace. This is but a preliminary canter; soon the viewless presence falls into swift, full-measured paces, keeping up a continuous current of scorching wind that withers up the freshness of youth, and extinguishes the vitality of the most energetic worker. Be sure the attendant demon is not far off! Erelong a vast driving volume of dark clouds, densely opaque, draws nearer; there is a rush, a giddy whirl, a noise as of wings in the air, and then it leaps down upon you like an avalanche, only not of pure white snow, but dust-loathsome, gritty, choking, spluttering, ear-filling, eye-blinding dust! It gets down your neck, up your coat-sleeves, and into your boots, your pockets-where does it not penetrate? Hamburg and Berlin, he had a little mis- accompanied by a faithful henchman- of his own race. From Murray's Magazine. "BRICKFIELDERS" they are called in This dreaded wind is a northernerwe are, be it remembered, in the southern hemisphere-and comes raging from the heated interior like another Æolus, always the cushions, and scatters the printed notices right and left. With strict impartiality it speeds alike down the hutter's chimney, formed of old kerosene-tins, and the Elizabethan stacks of fashionable suburban mansions; charges up the busy streets, flashes through the omnibuses, in at one window and out of the other, like the clown in a pantomime. But not all of it! not the six bushels! Shake yourself and see. Then it spins along the suburban highways, pounces down on the scavengers' heaps of dead leaves and other odds and ends of unconsidered trifles, and they are gone, and their place knows them no more. Poets seeking new tropes and figures of speech should try what can be made of an Australian dust-storm. Every window in the cities is closed, and the heated blast chafes and howls about the casements in a frenzy of impotent rage. Should any one incautiously turn a street-corner particularly sprucely dressed, straightway it makes for him. The air soon becomes a combination of atoms as lively as aerated waters. The |