And, with seas rolling under, Of the Himmalehs planted, Yet though justly of all To rule such a crowd; The broth and the bread. Some will seize upon one,― And so the whole household Gets into a pother. But the rigid old Dame Has a summary way She just takes up the rod, As she lays down the spoon, And makes their rebellious backs Tingle right soon: Then she bids them, while yet The sore smarting they feel, To lie down, and go to sleep, Under her heel! Only once was she posed,— Been as meek as a lamb, As his mother had bid, And returned saucy answers Because he was chid. Not content even then, He cut loose from the throne, And set about making A shoe of his own; Which succeeded so well, And was filled up so fast, That the world, in amazement, Confessed, at the last, Looking on at the work With a gasp and a stare, That 'twas hard to tell which Side by side they are standing Side by side may they keep Their strong foothold for aye!— And beneath the broad sea, Whose blue depths intervene, May the finishing string Lie unbroken between! JACK HORNER. "Little JACK HORNER Sat in a corner, He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, 'What a great boy am I!"" AH, the world hath many a HORNER, Who, seated in his corner, Finds a Christmas Pie provided for his thumb: When successful exploration Doth discover the predestinated plum! Little JACK outgrows his tire, And becometh JOHN, Esquire; And he finds a monstrous pasty ready made, And all the mixed ingredients of Trade. And again it is his luck To be just in time to pluck, By a clever "operation," from the pie An unexpected "plum ;" So he glorifies his thumb, And says, proudly, "What a mighty man am I!" Or perchance, to Science turning, And with weary labour learning All the formulas and phrases that oppress her,— For the fruit of others' baking, So a fresh diploma taking, Comes he forth, a full accredited Professor! Or he's not too nice to mix In the dish of politics; And the dignity of office he puts on: And he feels as big again As a dozen nobler men, While he writes himself the "Honourable JOHN !" Nay, he need not quite despair Of the Presidential chair: The thing is not unlikely to be done; Since a party puppet now May wear boldly on its brow The glory that a WEBSTER never won! Not to hint at female HORNERS, Who, in their exclusive corners, Think the world is only made of upper crust; And in the funny pie That we call Society, Their dainty fingers delicately thrust— Till it sometimes comes to pass, One may compass (don't they call it so?) a catch; And the gratulation given Seems as if the very heaven Had outdone itself in making such a match! Oh, the World keeps Christmas Day In a queer, perpetual way; Shouting always, "What a great, big Boy am I!" Yet how many of the crowd, And its accidental honours lifting high, Have really, more than JACK, With all their lucky knack, Had a finger in the making of the Pie? Edith May. THE COLOURING OF HAPPINESS. Y My heart is full of prayer and praise to-day, I know the morn has dawned as is its wont, But yesterday, and life seemed tented round Lie all harmonious and lovely things But, oh! to-day |