And sign your will before you sup from home.
33 Some fiery fop, with new commission vain,
Who sleeps on brambles till he kills his man;
Some frolic drunkard, reeling from a feast,
Provokes a broil, and stabs you for a jest.
34 Yet e'en these heroes, mischievously gay,
Lords of the street, and terrors of the way;
Flush'd as they are, with folly, youth, and wine,
Their prudent insults to the poor confine;
Afar they mark the flambeau's bright approach,
And shun the shining train, and golden coach.

35 In vain these danger's past, your doors you close, And hope the balmly blessings of repose;

Cruel with guilt, and daring with despair,

The midnight murd'rer bursts the faithless bar;
Invades the sacred hour of silent rest,

And leaves, unseen, a dagger in your breast.

36 Scarce can our fields, such crowds at Tyburn die, With hemp the gallows and the fleet supply.

Propose your schemes, ye senatorian band,
Whose *
ways and means support the sinking land;
Lest ropes be wanting in the tempting spring,
To rig another convoy for the king.t

37 A single gaol, in ALFRED's golden reign, Could half the nation's criminals contain ;

33 Ebrius, et petulans, qui nullum forte cedidit, Dat pœnas, noctem patitur lugentis amicum Peleida.

34- Sed, quamvis improbus annis, Atque mero fervens, cavet hunc, quem coccina læna Vitari jubet, et comitum longissimus ordo,

Multum præterea flammarum, atque ænea lampas.

35 Nec tamen hoc tantum metuas; nam qui spoliet te Non deerit; clausis domibus, &c.

36 Maximus in vinclis ferri modus; ut timeas, ne

Vomer deficiat, ne marræ et sarcula desint.

37 Felicis proavorum atavos, felicia dicas Secula, quæ quondam sub regibus atque tribunis Viderunt uno contentam carcere Romam.

• A cant term in the house of commons for methods of raising money. † The nation was discontented at the visits made by the king to Hanover.

Fair justice, then, without constraint ador'd,

Held high the steady scale, but sheath'd the sword;

No spies were paid, no special juries known;

Blest age! but ah! how diff'rent from our own!

3 Much could I add; but see the boat at hand,

The tide, retiring, calls me from the land;

39 Farewell! When youth, and health, and fortune spent,
Thou fly'st for refuge to the wilds of Kent;
And, tir'd, like me, with follies and with crimes,
In angry numbers warn'st succeeding times;
Then shall thy friend, nor thou refuse his aid,
Still foe to vice, forsake his Cambrian shade;
In virtue's cause once more exert his rage,
Thy satire point, and animate thy page.

38 His alias poteram, et pluries subnectere causas ; Sed jumenta vocant.

39

Ergo vale nostri memor; et quoties te
Roma tuo refici properantem reddet Aquino,

Me quoque ad Elvinam Cererem, vestramque Dianam
Convelle á Cumis; satirarum ego, ni pudet illas,
Adjutor gelidos veniam calligatus in agros.

THE

VANITY OF HUMAN WISHES,

IN IMITATION OF THE

TENTH SATIRE OF JUVENAL.

LET* Observation with extensive view,
Survey mankind from China to Peru;
Remark each anxious toil, each eager strife,
And watch the busy scenes of crowded life;
Then say how hope and fear, desire and hate,
O'erspread with snares the clouded maze of fate,
Where wav'ring man betray'd by vent'rous pride,
To chase the dreary paths without a guide,
As treach'rous phantoms in the mist delude,
Shuns fancied ills, or chases airy good;

How rarely reason guides the stubborn choice,
Rules the bold hand or prompts the suppliant voice;
How nations sink, by darling schemes oppress'd,
When vengeance listens to the fools request.
Fate wings with ev'ry wish th' afflictive dart,
Each gift of nature, and each grace of art;
With fatal heat impetuous courage glows,
With fatal sweetness elocution flows;
Impeachment stops the speaker's pow'rful breath,
And restless fire precipitates on death.

† But, scarce observ'd the knowing and the bold Fall in the gen'ral massacre of gold;

Wide wasting pest! that rages unconfin'd,
And crowds with crimes the records of mankind;

For gold his sword the hireling ruffian draws,
For gold the hireling judge distorts the laws;
Wealth heap'd on wealth, nor truth nor safety buys,
The dangers gather as the treasures rise.

Let hist'ry tell, where rival kings command,
And dubious title shakes the madded land,
When statutes glean the refuse of the sword,
How much more safe the vassal than the lord;
Low sculks the hind beneath the rage of power,
And leaves the wealthy traitor in the tower,
Untouch'd his cottage, and his slumbers sound,
Though confiscation's vultures hover round,
The needy traveller, serene and gay,

Walks the wild heath, and sings his toil away.
Does envy seize thee? crush th' upbraiding joy;
Increase his riches, and his peace destroy;
Now fears in dire vicissitude invade,

The rustling brake alarms, and quiv'ring shade;
Nor light nor darkness bring his pain relief,
One shows the plunder, and one hides the thief.
Yet still one gen'ral cry the skies assails,
And gain and grandeur load the tainted gales;
Few know the toiling statesman's fear or care,
Th' insidious rival, and the gaping heir.
Oncet more, Democritus, arise on earth,
With cheerful wisdom and instructive mirth,
See motley life in modern trappings dress'd,
And feed with varied fools th' eternal jest;
Thou who couldst laugh where want enchain'd caprice,
Toil crush'd conceit, and man was of a piece;
Where wealth, unlov'd, without a mourner dy'd;
And scarce a sycophant was fed by pride;
Where ne'er was known the form of mock debate;
Or seen a new made mayor's unwieldy state;
Where change of fav'rites made no change of laws,
And senates heard before they judg'd a cause;
How would'st thou shake at Britain's modish tribe,
Dart the quick taunt, and edge the piercing gibe?
↑ Ver. 28-55.

VOL. I-O

Ver. 23-27.

Attentive truth and nature to descry,
And pierce each scene with philosophic eye,
To thee were solemn toys, or empty show,
The robes of pleasure and the veils of wo;
All aid the farce, and all thy mirth maintain,
Whose joys are causeless, or whose griefs are vain,

Such was the scorn that fill'd the sage's mind,
Renew'd at ev'ry glance on human kind;
How just that scorn ere yet thy voice declare,
Search ev'ry state, and canvass ev'ry prayer.
*Unnumber'd suppliants crowd Preferment's gate,
Athirst for wealth, and burning to be great,
Delusive fortune hears th' incessant call,
They mount, they shine, evaporate, and fall.
On ev'ry stage the foes of peace attend,
Hate dogs their flight, and insult marks their end,
Love ends with hope, the sinking statesman's door
Pours in the morning worshipper no more;
For growing names the weekly scribbler lies,
To growing wealth the dedicator flies,
From ev'ry room descends the painted face,
That hung the bright palladium of the place;
And, smok'd in kitchens, or in auctions sold,
To better features yields the frame of gold;
For now no more we trace in ev'ry line
Heroic worth, benevolence divine;
The form distorted, justifies the fall,

And detestation rids th' indignant wall.

But will not Britain hear the last appeal,

Sign her foes' doom, or guard her fav'rites' zeal?
Through freedom's sons no more remonstrance rings,
Degrading nobles and controlling kings;

Our supple tribes repress their patriot throats,
And ask no questions but the price of votes;
With weekly libels and septennial ale,
Their wish is full to riot and to rail.

In full blown dignity, see Wolsey stand,
Law in his voice, and fortune in his hand;

Ver. 56-107.