Where () then shall Hope and Fear their Objects:

find?

Muft dull Sufpence corrupt the ftagnant Mind?
Must helpless Man, in Ignorance fedate,
Roll darkling down the Torrent of his Fate?
Muft no Dislike alarm, no Wishes rife,
No Cries attempt the Mercies of the Skies?
Enquirer, ceafe; Petitions yet remain,

Which Heav'n may hear, nor deem Religion vain.
Still raife for Good the fupplicating Voice,

But leave to Heav'n the Measure and the Choice.
Safe in his Pow'r, whofe Eyes difcern afar
The fecret Ambush of a fpecious Pray'r.
Implore his Aid, in his Decifions reft,
Secure whate'er he gives, he gives the beft.
Yet when the Senfe of facred Prefence fires,
And ftrong Devotion to the Skies afpires,
Pour forth thy Fervours for a healthful Mind,
Obedient Paffions and a Will refign'd;

For Love, which fearce collective Man can fill;
For Patience Sov'reign o'er tranfmuted Ill;
For Faith, that panting for a happier Seat,
Counts Death kind Nature's Signal of Retreat:
Thefe Goods for Man the Laws of Heav'n ordain,
These Goods he grants, who grants the Pow'r to

gain;

With these celeftial Wisdom calms the Mind,
And makes the Happiness she does not find.

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THE

THE

BATTLE OF THE
THE WIGS.

IN THREE PARTS.

Dabiturque LICENTIA fumpta pudenter.—HOR.

WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1758.

TO THE READER..

THOUGH the Writer of the following little

Piece has chofen to call it An Additional Canto to Dr. Garth's Poem of the Difpenfary, he by no Means pretends to afpire to an Imitation of that Work, much lefs would he prefume to affect a Rivalfhip with the ingenious Author. The Subject being in fome Measure fimilar, he was induced to make Ufe of this Title.

The Difputes, at prefent fubfifting between the Fellows and Licentiates of the College of Phyficians, concerning their respective Rights, feemed to be no improper Topic for an innocent Laugh. Nothing that should in the leaft offend any Individual, is intended by it. No Character is defigned to be perfonally pointed out. As to the common Sarcafm, The Killing of Numbers of Patients,' fays Dr. Garth, is fo trite a Piece of Raillery, that it ought not to make any Impreffion.'

It is difficult, and perhaps in fome Degree prefumptuous, to attempt following, in a confined Walk, the Steps of any Author of Eminence. If

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fome

fome Expreflions or Sentiments in this Piece fhould be found to be the fame with, or fomewhat fimilar to any in Dr. Garth's Poem, the Writer begs he may not lay under the Imputation of Plagiarifm. One or two Inftances, which he has difcovered, of a Similarity, he has carefully pointed out.

One Parc of the Machinery is founded upon Fact. A Blacksmith was employed to break open the College Gate, in order to try the Rights of the Licentiates. The Circumflances of the Butchers and the Engine charged with Blood, were jocular Reports at that Time.

The Writer begs leave to enter a Caveat against the Critics finding Fault with his Rhymes not exactly chiming in fome few Places. He cannot, with Submiffion, but be of Opinion, that the Senfe fhould not be totally facrificed to the Sound: Besides, he can fhelter himfelf under the Authority and Example of our beft Authors. He might alfo plead in Favour of fome Alliterations, in which he has indulged himfelf, if he was not fatisfied, that the Ufe of them is generally allowed in the Mock Heroick, however sparingly they ought to be introduced in more ferious Compofitions.

PART I.

URN, Mufe, once more to Warwick's dismal Lane, Where Feuds unheard of, and new Uproars reign; Where Fellows with Licentiates hold Debate ;Thefe, (to preferve their Dignity of State) Admit no Partners in their Councils grave, Who Titles only from Diplomas have;

NOTE.

V. 1. Turn, Mufe, once more to Warwick's difmal Lane. The College of Physicians is erected inWarwick-Lane.

An

An equal Rank the others boldly claim,
Alike their Fortunes, and alike their Fame :-
Each Efculapian Breaft fell Difcord warms,
And for awhile the Gown gives place to Arms.

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Say, DEATH, what prompted thee to fpread Debate
Among thy Sons, the Arbiters of Fate?
Thy great Upholders, whofe unfparing Pen
Crowds Pluto's Realm, and thins the Race of Men?
'Twas on the Day, held facred to St. Luke,
Rever'd by Sages fkill'd in Purge or Puke ;-
When in mute State the grave Affembly meet,
To hear profound Oration,—and to Eat ;-
Licentiato held it for a Sin

To Faft without, while others Feast within.
Hungry and Dry, he mourn'd his hapless Fate,
With Socio not allow'd to foul a Plate;

Forbid to cheer his Heart, and warm his Throttle,
With Haufus repetendus of the Bottle.

NOTE S.

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V. 10. And for awhile the Gown gives Place to Arms.

Cedunt Arma Toga, is a well-known Expreffion. In the Universities the Doctors of Phyfick are invefted with a Scarlet Gown; and it may be a Queftion with fome perhaps, whether that or the Scarlet Coat has been productive of moft Deftruction among Mankind.

V. 18. To hear profound Oration

On St. Luke's Day there is a Latin Speech pronounced by a Fellow in the College of Phyficians, called (from Doctor Harvey, the original Institutor of this Ceremony) Oratio Harveiana.

V. 24. With Hauftus repetendus of the Bottle. The medical Gentry, however they may recommend Abftinence to others, are many of them no Y 3

Enemies

Mad'ning at length with Grief, and fir'd with Rage,25
Which nothing but Admittance could affuage,
Open your Gates, he cries, and let us enter,
• Or elfe to force them open we'll adventure.'
Socio, elated with his high Degree

Of A. B. A. M. M. B. and M. D.
Bids him without, and at a Distance wait,
Nor deigns he to unfold the facred Gate.
Shall Scots, he cries, or Leyden Doctors dare
With fapient Regulars to claim a Chair?
How can Diplomatifts have equal Knowledge? 35
No, no-they must not Mels with Graduates of a
He faid, when ftrait Licentiato tries

[College,'
By Force to gain what ftubborn Pride denies.
And now the pend'rous Peftle beats to Arms,
And the huge Mortar rings with loud Alarms; 40

Enemies to the Bottle, if taken in Moderation, as they term it. A certain witty Phyfician was advifing a Friend of his, who had been ufed to be too free with his Bottle, to take a chearful Pint with his Meals, and no more: But, fays he, the whole Secret confifts in knowing how much your Pint fhould hold. I myself take my Pint conftantly after Dinner and Supper; but mine is a Scots Pint,'—that is, two Quarts.

V. 29. Socio, elated with his high Degree

Of A. B. A. M. M. B. and M. D.

A. B. Artium Baccalaureus, Batchelor of Arts; A. M. Artium Magifter, Mafter of Arts; M. B. Medicina Baccalaureus, Batchelor of Phyfick; M. D. Medicine Doctor, Doctor of Phyfick.

V. 39. And now the pondrous Peftle beats to Arms,
And the huge Mortar rings with loud Alarms.

While lifted Peftles brandifh'd in the Air

Defcend in Peals, and Civil Wars declare.-GARTH.

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