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rum cstendit. Pro cibo vaccam publicam callide mulget; abdomen enorme; facultas suctus haud facile estimanda. Otiosus, fatuus; ferox nihilominus, semperque dimicare paratus. Tortuose repit.

Capite sæpe maxima cum cura dissecto, ne illud rudimentum etiam cerebri commune onnibus prope insectis detegere poteram.

Unam de hoc S. milit. rem singularem notavi; nam S. Guineens. (Fabric. 143) servos facit, et idcirco a multis suinma in reverentia habitus, quasi scintillas rationis pæne humanæ demon

strans.

24. S. B. Criticus, WILBUR Zoilus, FABRIC. Pygmæus, CARLSEN.

[Stultissime Johannes Stryx cum S. punctato (Fabric. 64-109) confundit. Specimina quamplurima scrutationi microscopicæ subjeci, nwiquam tamen unum ulla indicia puncti cujusvis prorsus ostendentem inveni.]

Præcipue formidolosus, insectatusque, in proxima rima anonyma sese abscondit, we, we, creberrime stridens. Ineptus, segnipes.

Habitat ubique gentium; in sicco; nidum suum terebratione indefessa ædificans. Cibug Libros depascit; siccos præcipue.

MELIBEUS-HIPPONAX.

THE

Biglow Papers,

EDITED,

WITH AN INTRODUCTION, NOTES, GLOSSARY, AND COPIOUS INDEX,

BY

HOMER WILBUR, A. M.,

PASTOR OF THE FIRST CHURCH IN JAALAM, ANd (prospective) member of MANY literary, LEARNED, AND SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES,

for which see page 165.)

The ploughman's whistle, or the trivial flute,
Finds more respect than great Apollo's lute.
Quarles's Emblems, B. ii. E. 8.

Margaritas, munde porcine, calcâsti: en, siliquas accipe.

Fac. Car, Fil. ad Pub. Leg. § r

NOTE TO TITLE-PAGE.

IT will not have escaped the attentive not only exhibit to him the diplomas eye, that I have, on the title-page, omitted which I already possess, but also to furthose honorary appendages to the editorial nish him with a prophetic vision of those name which not only add greatly to the which I may, without undue presumption, value of every book, but whet and exacer- hope for, as not beyond the reach of hu bate the appetite of the reader. For not man ambition and attainment. And I am only does he surmise that an honorary the rather induced to this from the fact membership of literary and scientific so- that my name has been unaccountably cieties implies a certain amount of neces- dropped from the last triennial catalogue sary distinction on the part of the recipient of our beloved Alma Mater. Whether of such decorations, but he is willing to this is to be attributed to the difficulty of trust himself more entirely to an author Latinizing any of those honorary adjuncts who writes under the fearful responsibility (with a complete list of which I took care of involving the reputation of such bodies to furnish the proper persons nearly a as the S. Archæol. Dahom. or the Acad. year beforehand), or whether it had its Lit. et Scient. Kamtschat. I cannot but origin in any more culpable motives, I think that the early editions of Shake- forbear to consider in this place, the matspeare and Milton would have met with ter being in course of painful investigamore rapid and general acceptance, but for tion. But, however this may be, I felt the barrenness of their respective title- the omission the more keenly, as I had, in pages; and I believe that, even now, a expectation of the new catalogue, enriched publisher of the works of either of those the library of the Jaalam Athenæum with justly distinguished men would find his the old one then in my possession, by account in procuring their admission to which means it has come about that my the membership of learned bodies on the children will be deprived of a never-wearyContinent, -a proceeding no whit more ing winter-evening's amusement in looking incongruous than the reversal of the judg-out the name of their parent in that disment against Socrates, when he was already more than twenty centuries beyond the reach of antidotes, and when his memory had acquired a deserved respectability. I conceive that it was a feeling of the importance of this precaution which induced Mr. Locke to style himself "Gent." on the title-page of his Essay, as who should say to his readers that they could receive his metaphysics on the honor of a gentle

man.

Nevertheless, finding that, without descending to a smaller size of type than would have been compatible with the dignity of the several societies to be named, I could not compress my intended list within the limits of a single page, and thinking, moreover, that the act would carry with it an air of decorous modesty, I have chosen to take the reader aside, as it were, into my private closet, and there

-but

tinguished roll. Those harmless inno-
cents had at least committed no—
I forbear, having intrusted my reflections
and animadversions on this painful topic
to the safe-keeping of my private diary,
intended for posthumous publication. I
state this fact here, in order that certain
nameless individuals, who are, perhaps,
overmuch congratulating themselves upon
my silence, may know that a rod is in
pickle which the vigorous hand of a justly
incensed posterity will apply to their
memories."

The careful reader will note that, in the list which I have prepared, I have included the names of several Cisatlantic societies to which a place is not commonly assigned in processions of this nature. 1 have ventured to do this, not only to encourage native ambition and genius, but also because I have never been able to

perceive in what way distance (unless we HOMERUS WILBUR, Mr., Episc. suppose them at the end of a lever) could Jaalam, S. T. D. 1850, et Yal. 1849, et increase the weight of learned bodies. As Neo-Cæs. et Brun. et Gulielm. 1852, et far as I have been able to extend my re- Gul. et Mar. et Bowd. et Georgiop. et searches among such stuffed specimens as Viridimont. et Columb. Nov. Ebor. 1853, occasionally reach America, I have dis- et Amherst. et Watervill. et S. Jarlath. covered no generic difference between the Hib. et S. Mar. et S. Joseph. et S. And. antipodal Fogrum Japonicum and the F. Scot. 1854, et Nashvill. et Dart. et Dickins. Americanum sufficiently common in our et Concord. et Wash. et Columbian. et own immediate neighborhood. Yet, with Charlest. et Jeff. et Dubl. et Oxon. et a becoming deference to the popular be- Cantab. et Cæt. 1855, P. U. N. C. H. et lief that distinctions of this sort are en-J. U. D. Gott. et Osnab. et Heidelb. 1860, hanced in value by every additional mile they travel, I have intermixed the names of some tolerably distant literary and other associations with the rest.

et Acad. BORE Us. Berolin. Soc., et SS. RR. Lugd. Bat. et Patav. et Lond. et Edinb. et Ins. Feejee. et Null. Terr. et Pekin. Soc. Hon. et S. H. S. et S. P. A. I add here, also, an advertisement, et A. A. S. et S. Humb. Univ. et S. Omu. which, that it may be the more readily Rer. Quarund. Aliar. Promov. Passaunderstood by those persons especially maquod. et H. P. C. et I. O. H. et A. A. interested therein, I have written in that. et II. K. P. et . B. K. et Peucin. et curtailed and otherwise maltreated canine Latin, to the writing and reading of which they are accustomed.

OMNIB. PER TOT. ORB. TERRAR.
CATALOG. ACADEM. EDD.

Minim. gent. diplom. ab inclytiss. acad. vest. orans, vir. honorand. operosiss., at sol. ut sciat. quant. glor. nom. meum (dipl. fort. concess.) catal. vest. temp. futur. affer., ill. subjec., addit. omnib. titul. honorar. qu. adh. non tant. opt. quam probab. put.

Litt. Uncial. distinx. ut Præs. S. Hist. Nat. Jaal.

Erosoph. et Philadelph. et Frat. in Unit. et 2. T. et S. Archæolog. Athen. et Acad. Scient. et Lit. Panorm. et SS. R. H. Matrit. et Beeloochist. et Caffrar. et Caribb. et M. S. Reg. Paris. et S. Am. Antiserv. Soc. Hon. et P. D. Gott. et LL. D. 1852, et D. C. L. et Mus. Doc. Oxon. 1860, et Univ. Harv. Soc. et S. pro Convers. PollyM. M. S. S. et M. D. 1854, et Med. Fac. wog. Soc. Hon. et Higgl. Piggl. et LL. B. 1853, et S. pro Christianiz. Moschet. Soc. et SS. Ante-Diluv. ubiq. Gent. Soc. Hon. et Civit. Cleric. Jaalam. et S. pro Diffus. General. Tenebr. Secret. Corr.

INTRODUCTION.

WHEN, more than three years ago, my talented young parishioner, Mr. Biglow, came to me and submitted to my animadversions the first of his poems which he intended to commit to the more hazardous trial of a city newspaper, it never so much as entered my imagination to conceive that his productions would ever be gathered into a fair volume, and ushered into the august presence of the reading public by myself. So little are we short-sighted mortals able to predict the event! I confess that there is to me a quite new satisfaction in being associated (though only as sleeping partner) in a book which can stand by itself in an independent unity on the shelves of libraries. For there is always this drawback from the pleasure of printing a sermon, that, whereas the queasy stomach of this generation will not bear a discourse long enough to make a separate volume, those religious and godlyminded children (those Samuels, if I may call them so) of the brain must at first lie buried in an undistinguished heap, and then get such resurrection as is vouchsafed to them, mummy-wrapped with a score of others in a cheap binding, with no other mark of distinction than the word "Miscellaneous" printed upon the back. Far be it from me to claim any credit for the quite unexpected popularity which I am pleased to find these bucolic strains have attained unto. If I know myself, I am measurably free from the itch of vanity; yet I may be allowed to say that I was not backward to recognize in them a certain wild, puckery, acidulous (sometimes even verging toward that point which, in our rustic phrase, is termed shut-eye) flavor, not wholly unpleasing, nor wholesome, to palates cloyed with the sugariness of tamed and cultivated fruit. It may be, also, that some touches of my own, here and there, may have led to their wider acceptance, albeit solely from my larger experience of literature and authorship.*

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The reader curious in such matters may refer (if he can find them) to "A sermon preached on the Anniversary of the Dark Day," "An Artillery Election Sermon," "A

I was, at first, inclined to discourage Mr. Biglow's attempts, as knowing that the desire to poetize is one of the diseases naturally incident to adolescence, which, if the fitting remedies be not at once and with a bold hand applied, may become chronic, and render one, who might else have become in due time an ornament of the social circle, a painful object even to nearest friends and relatives. But thinking, on a further experience, that there was a germ of promise in him which required only culture and the pulling up of weeds from around it, I thought it best to set before him the acknowledged examples of English composition in verse, and leave the rest to natural emulation. With this view, I accordingly lent him some volumes of Pope and Goldsmith, to the assiduous study of which he promised to devote his evenings. Not long afterward, he brought me some verses written upon that model, a specimen of which I subjoin, having changed some phrases of less elegancy, and a few rhymes objectionable to the cultivated ear. The poem consisted of childish reminiscences, and the sketches which follow will not seem destitute of truth to those whose fortunate education began in a country village. And, first, let us hang up his charcoal portrait of the school

dame.

"

Propped on the marsh, a dwelling now, I see
The humble school-house of my A, B, C,
Where well-drilled urchins, each behind his
tire,

Waited in ranks the wished command to fire,
Then all together, when the signal came,
Discharged their a-b abs against the dame.
Daughter of Danaus, who could daily pour
In treacherous pipkins her Pierian store,
She, mid the volleyed learning firm and calm,
Patted the furloughed ferule on her palm,
And, to our wonder, could divine at once
Who flashed the pan, and who was downright

dunce.

"There young Devotion learned to climb with

ease

The gnarly limbs of Scripture family-trees, And he was most commended and admired Discourse on the Late Eclipse," "Dorcas, a Funeral Sermon on the Death of Madam SubMit Tidd, Relict of the late Experience Tidd, Esq.," &c., &c.

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