Doctor Crampus sat and listened, In his eye a tear-drop glistened- But, poor Deacon Jones, enlightened, By this learned diatribe; He rolled up his eyes in sorrow, Whispered, "Good-bye, sweet, tomorrow! I must die-i- ." and he died. -DR. S. F. BENNETT. The New Doctor (OR THE MUSIC CURE.) H, Doctor, your hand! So! And now, as I hold A This palm that I value so truly, Here's a bill for your bill, though I warrant the gold Cannot pay all my debt to you duly. Yes, I need you no longer; the pain I endured You will laugh when I tell you the way I was cured THE NEW DOCTOR 245 You have heard how the women are thronging the ways That lead up to fame and position; And I know you will frown when I join in the praise Of fair woman in guise of physician. As I stopped by a door one fine morning in May, It seemed to say! Live not for self but for me, And your heart will beat easy hereafter." So she cured me with song, and with smiles set me free, And such dear counter-irritant laughter! Now, given that one has a palpitant heart, Is not a soft pressure pacific? And, if taken between meals, with delicate art, You said, once, my heart had expanded too wide; I might as well take a dear lady inside— And 'tis glad now, where once it was gloomy. I wish that I could but portray you my prize- No, I cannot describe her! I'll bring her! Now, Doctor, don 't envy this rival of yours, Since her voice and her eyes work such marvelous cures, To love my new doctor is duty. -CHARLES H. CRANDALL. The Doctor's Wife HE night was dark and bitter cold, When suddenly my door bel! rang- My heart athrob with direst fears, Lest one had come to call me out I for my garments cast about Wishing this night-call were my last. But oh, the best thought of my life! She goes and oh, the sweetest lies 64 To say, that I'm out in the cold. He won't be home till break of day And then he 'll come, poor tired man, I'm awful sorry he 's away, He'll come as promptly as he can." I go to bed, but not to sleep, I ponder long on doctor's wives, The only ones who ever think Of our rest-broken, weary lives. THE PHYSICIAN'S HYMN I somehow think God don't record Or save him from the winter's cold. And if He does, I'm sure His pen Writes very near, in letters bright, A tender thought of her who thinks Of doctors, toiling in the night. -DR. W. J. BELL. The Physician's Hymn HYSICIAN, Friend of human kind, P By Thee raised up, by Thee bestowed To do my fellow-creatures good, I come to serve Thy will. I come not like the sordid herd, Abuse the healing art: Nor thirst of praise, nor lust of gain, And love constrains my heart. On Thee I fix my single eye. And make Thy goodness known; The friendly properties that flow Through Nature's various works, I know The Fountain whence they came; 247 And every plant, and every flower From Jesus' balmy Name. Confiding in that Name alone, To tend Thy sick and poor, For this I humbly wait on Thee: Determined in Thy steps to go, Afflicted by Thy gracious hand, Thy patients, Lord, shall still be mine; O while Thou givest their bodies ease, Convince them of their worst disease, The sickness of the mind; And let them groan by sin opprest, With these and every sin-sick soul, Thou canst, I know, Thou dost forgive To perfect love restored. |