If Helen then be wife to Sparta's king, As it is known she is, these moral laws Of nature and of nations speak aloud
To have her back return'd: thus to persist
In doing wrong extenuates not wrong,
But makes it much more heavy. Hector's opinion Is this in way of truth: yet, ne'ertheless, My spritely brethren, I propend to you In resolution to keep Helen still;
For 'tis a cause that hath no mean dependance Upon our joint and several dignities.
Tro. Why, there you touch'd the life of our design: Were it not glory that we more affected Than the performance of our heaving spleens, I would not wish a drop of Trojan blood Spent more in her defence. But, worthy Hector, She is a theme of honour and renown; A spur to valiant and magnanimous deeds, Whose present courage may beat down our foes, And fame in time to come canonize us : For, I presume, brave Hector would not lose So rich advantage of a promised glory As smiles upon the forehead of this action For the wide world's revenue.
You valiant offspring of great Priamus.
I have a roisting challenge sent amongst The dull and factious nobles of the Greeks,
Will strike amazement to their drowsy spirits: 210 I was advertised their great general slept,
Whilst emulation in the army crept : This, I presume, will wake him.
The Grecian camp. Before the tent of Achilles. Enter Thersites, solus.
Ther. How now, Thersites! what, lost in the labyrinth of thy fury! Shall the elephant Ajax carry it thus? he beats me, and I rail at him: O, worthy satisfaction! would it were otherwise; that I could beat him, whilst he railed at me. 'Sfoot, I'll learn to conjure and raise devils, but I'll see some issue of my spiteful execrations. Then there's Achilles, a rare enginer. If Troy be not taken till these two undermine it, the walls will stand till they fall of themselves. O thou great thunder-darter of
Olympus, forget that thou art Jove, the king of gods, and, Mercury, lose all the serpentine craft of thy caduceus, if ye take not that little little less than little wit from them that they have! which short-armed ignorance itself knows is so abundant scarce, it will not in circumvention deliver a fly from a spider, without drawing their massy irons and cutting the web. After this, the vengeance on the whole camp! or, rather, the Neapolitan bone-ache! for that, methinks, is the curse dependant on those that war for a placket. I have said my prayers; and devil Envy say amen. What, ho! my Lord Achilles!
Patr. Who's there? Thersites! Good Thersites, come in and rail.
Ther. If I could ha' remembered a gilt counterfeit,
thou wouldst not have slipped out of my con- templation but it is no matter; thyself upon thyself! The common curse of mankind, folly 30 and ignorance, be thine in great revenue! heaven bless thee from a tutor, and discipline come not near thee! Let thy blood be thy direc- tion till thy death! then if she that lays thee
out says thou art a fair corse, I'll be sworn and sworn upon 't she never shrouded any but lazars. Amen. Where's Achilles?
Patr. What, art thou devout? wast thou in prayer?
Ther. Ay; the heavens hear me !
Achil. Who's there?
Patr. Thersites, my lord.
Achil. Where, where? Art thou come? why, my cheese, my digestion, why hast thou not served thyself in to my table so many meals? Come, what's Agamemnon?
Ther. Thy commander, Achilles: then tell me, Patroclus, what's Achilles?
Patr. Thy lord, Thersites: then tell me, I pray
Ther. Thy knower, Patroclus: then tell me, Patroclus, what art thou?
Patr. Thou mayst tell that knowest.
Achil. O, tell, tell.
Ther. I'll decline the whole question. Agamemnon
commands Achilles; Achilles is my lord;
I am Patroclus' knower, and Patroclus is a fool.
Ther. Peace, fool! I have not done.
Achil. He is a privileged man. Proceed, Ther
Ther. Agamemnon is a fool; Achilles is a fool; Thersites is a fool, and, as aforesaid, Patroclus is a fool.
Achil. Derive this; come.
Ther. Agamemnon is a fool to offer to command Achilles; Achilles is a fool to be commanded of Agamemnon; Thersites is a fool to serve such a fool; and Patroclus is a fool positive. Patr. Why am I a fool? Ther. Make that demand of the prover. It suffices me thou art. Look you, who comes here?
Achil. Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody. Come in with me, Thersites. [Exit. Ther. Here is such patchery, such juggling and such knavery! all the argument is a cuckold and a whore; a good quarrel to draw emulous factions and bleed to death upon. Now, the dry 80
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