Each in turn his toe adapted, Pip had scaled the wall, and sitting, Came upon them round the corner, And remarked, "Gents, I have caught you; Answered, "Bobby, you have caught us," But the Bobby, the policeman, And perhaps I should not see you, With my back turned right upon you." Only grinned, and seemed to linger. Quick then Pip pulled up the Fluffer, Picked them up, and whispered softly, After that did Pip, the smoker, Irreproachable policeman, Did not see them get across it; For he happened to be looking In an opposite direction, And his back was turned upon them. Odd Echoes from Oxford, by A. Merion, B. A. J. C. Hotten, 1872. From the mud of London sewers, York-river," Should you ask how this Havana In the dampness of the dungeon, On the box in which he sells them. From Figaro, October 7, 1874. The following is an extract from a long parody contained in Lays of Modern Oxford, by Adon (Chapman and Hall, 1874.) THE BUMP SUPPER. "Nunc est bibendum, nunc pede libero Pulsanda tellus." And they placed upon the table From their rooms in groups assembled Many guests to this great supper. Came the boating men in numbers, Came the cricketers in numbers, Came the athletes clothed with muscle, Came the singers, and the jesters, Remex Princeps, and his comrades, All were hungry, all were merry, Thus the guests, the mutton munchers, * Then a man, who came from Cornwall, Lady with the Grecian bend, and With both eyes and hair of darkness. Then the guests said, "Sing some more songs; Sing to us immortal Ginger, Songs of laughter quaint and comic, With a merry roaring chorus, That we all may be more noisy. And the sleeping dons may waken." High among the tribes of Jon-buls, When he spake they shouted, "Bun-kum!” In 1879 the editor of The World offered two prizes for the best parodies on Longfellow's Hiawatha, the subject selected being The Hunting of Cetewayo. There were 135 competitors, the first prize was awarded to Floreant-Lauri, whose poem will be found, with the three next best, in The World for October 8, 1879. The prize poem commenced as follows: VERY wrath was Wolsey-Pullsey But that thou canst track and find him." From the farthest dingey-donga Then cried Giffey-Wiffey loudly, "When I catch you, you black rascal, "When you catchee, when you catchee !" THE HUNTING OF CETEWAYO. Full of anger was Sir Garnet And found them in a precious muddle, Through his thick moustache he mutter'd Raging like an angry tiger-"I will nobble Cetewayo, Bag this horrid rascal," said he; "Not so wide the realm of Zulus, That my vengeance shall not spot him!" Through the bush where he had hidden, Found the spot where he had halted; Saying, "He, the white man's coming!" Got into a funk and shivered. All his plottings and his schemings, From Snatches of Song, by F. B. Doveton, 1880. HIAWATHA'S PHOTOGRAPHING. ("In an age of imitation, I can claim no special merit for this slight attempt at doing what is known to be so easy. Any fairly practised writer, with the slightest ear for rhythm, could compose, for hours together, in the easy running metre of 'The Song of Hiawatha."") FROM his shoulder Hiawatha Made of sliding, folding rosewood, Neatly put it all together. In its case it lay compactly, Folded into nearly nothing; But he opened out the hinges, Pushed and pulled the joints and hinges, In the Second Book of Euclid. This he perched upon a tripod -- All the family in order, Sat before him for their pictures; First the Governor, the Father, As of ducks that die in tempests. Grand, heroic was the notion: Yet the picture failed entirelyFailed because he moved a little, Moved, because he couldn't help it." Next to him the eldest daughter: She suggested very little, To the corner of the nostrils." After having taken each member of the family in succession, with the most dismal results :- Finally my Hiawatha Tumbled all the tribe together, ('Grouped' is not the right expression), And, as happy chance would have it, Did at last obtain a picture Where the faces all succeeded: Then they joined, and all abused it, Unrestrainedly abused it, As the worst and ugliest picture They could possibly have dreamed of.' But my Hiawatha's patience, From Rhyme? and Reason? by Lewis Carroll, 1883. These disjointed extracts give but a poor idea. of this most amusing poem, the comical effects of which are much heightened by Mr. A. B. Frost's humorous illustrations. As enlightenment came o'er him, Thinking skin was rather shabby, History of Went and put a coat of Woad on. England. He, the carrier of all letters, He the bearer of all tidings To the lofty hill of Dryburgh, To the vale of Pepperhanger. Swiftly then I took the letter; Eagerly I read the message From a hospitable lady Of the vale of Pepperhanger, "Come at four o'clock to tiffin, If no better action urges ; In the cool of Tuesday evening, Come and play a game of Tennis On my lawns at Pepperhanger." Thus her letter: then I sallied To her almost hidden wigwam. Which from East and rude Sou'-wester Evergreen the pine-tree shelters; Took my Tennis shoes of rubber, Mocassins of Indian rubber, Racket, too, of Horace Bayley, To the tournament of Tennis On the lawns of Pepperhanger. Came the lordly Tennyslornah. Came the Reverend B. A. Kander, Came the cute 'un, Charley Pleycynge, Came the smasher, young de Vorley, Came the great Sir V. O. Verandah, Came the warrior, Foragh Biscoe, Sludge- Strangers from a distant countrie, borough To the tournament of Tennis In the vale of Pepperhanger. There we had a game at Tennis, Outdoor Tennis let us call it, Lest the lords of real Tennis Should invoke a curse upon us; Hotly smote the fierce back-hander, Volleyed toward, also froward, Till the speeding ball appeared as One continuous flash of lightning: Shouted loudly cries of Tennis, Lodge's Peerage. Clergy List. in-theMarsh. 66 Forty-thirty" and "advantage," Giving fifteen, owing thirty For a bisque, anon half-thirty Owing, giving, taking, wanting, Till the brain was almost reeling, Colenso's Handicapping calculations Arithme- All too hard for Pepperhanger! Presently the tea-bell sounded tic. Through the pine-tree-shelter'd gardens To the ne'er inebriating Ever cheering goblet summons. From Pastime, August 24, 1883. THE LAWN-TENNIS PARTY AT PEPPERHANGER. (A fragment in the metre of Longfellow's "Hiawatha.") I was sitting in my wigwam, man's knock. Heathen Mytho The late Mr. Shirley Brooks composed a number of clever parodies, many of which were contributed to Punch during his Editorship of that journal. Three of the longest and most amusing of these were The Very Last Idyll, after Tennyson; The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, after Coleridge; and The Song of Hiawatha, after Longfellow. A quotation from The Very Last Coleridge will be quoted when that author is reached; the parody of Longfellow, which appeared in Punch as far back as 1856, commenced thus: THE SONG OF HIAWATHA. Mars he gave the Night's First Watches, Should you ask me, Is the poem Of the songs that gemmed the eyelash, I should answer, I should tell you, The following is a list of the names of some famous advertisers of thirty years ago, taken from Hiawater, a parody contained in "The Shilling Book of Beauty," by Cuthbert Bede (J. Blackwood, 1853): "Howlawaya, the quack doctor; (By an admirer of Longfellow's "Evangeline," who sorrow fully sat through the six concerts.) This is the music primeval. The festival singers from Bayreuth, Solemn and stern, with their shirt fronts studded, and swallow-tailed garments, Stand like Druids of old, with voices sad and prophetic, Stand like harpers hoar, with beards that rest on their bosoms, Loud from its ligneous caverns, the deep-voiced neighbour. ing organ Moans, and in accents disconsolate answers the orchestra wailing. This is the music primeval, and when it is ended, Herr Wagner Is called to the front, and is crowned with a wreath by the Madame Materna; Then there is hugging and kissing and weeping with Wagner Wilhelmj, And Richter, to whom is presented a bâton—brand new, silver-mounted; But where are the beautiful maidens who solemnly sat in the boxes? Where are the men-tawny swells-who talked of clubs, races. or billiards, Silenced from time unto time by thunders and earthquakes orchestral ? Empty are boxes and stalls, the occupants all have departed, Another parody of Evangeline, entitled Picnic |