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introduced some astonishment and bruises in his face. Then he threw him down, and kicked him in the side, and banged him on the head, and drew him over into the gutter, and pounded his legs, and then hauled him back to the walk again, and knocked his head against the gate. And all the while the elder Coville sat on the roof, and screamed for the police, but couldn't get away. And then Mrs. Coville dashed out with a broom, and contributed a few novel features to the affair at the gate, and one of the boarders dashed out with a double-barreled gun, and hearing the cries from the roof, looked up there, and espying a figure which was undoubtedly a burglar, drove a handful of shot into its legs. With a howl of agony, Coville made a plunge to dodge the missiles, freed himself from the nail, lost his hold to the roof, and went sailing down the shingles with awful velocity, both legs spread out, his hair on end, and his hands making desperate but fruitless efforts to save himself. He was so frightened that he lost his power of speech, and when he passed over the edge of the roof, with twenty feet of tin gutter hitched to him, the boarder gave him the contents of the other barrel, and then drove into the house to load up again. The unfortunate Coville struck into a cherry tree, and thence bounded to the ground, where he was recognized, picked up by the assembled neighbors, and carried into the house. A new doctor is making a good day's wages picking the shot out of his legs. The boarder has gone into the country to spend the summer, and the junior Coville, having sequestered a piece of brick in his handkerchief, is laying low for that other boy. He says, that before the calm of another Sabbath rests on New England, there will be another boy in Danbury who can't wear a cap.

MR. COVILLE'S EASY CHAIR.-JAMES M. BAILEY. Since the unfortunate accident to Mr. Coville while on the roof counting the shingles, he has been obliged to keep pretty close to the house. Last Wednesday he went out into the yard for the first time; and on Friday Mrs. Coville got him an easy chair, which proved a great comfort to him. It

is one of those chairs that can be moved by the occupant to form almost any position by means of ratchets. Mr. Coville was very much pleased with this new contrivance, and the first forenoon did nothing but sit in it and work it in all ways. He said such a chair as that did more good in this world than a hundred sermons. He had it in his room, the front bed-room up stairs, and there he would sit and look out of the window, and enjoy himself as much as a man can whose legs have been ventilated with shot. Monday afternoon he got in the chair as usual. Mrs. Coville was out in the back yard hanging up clothes, and the son was across the street drawing a lath along a picket fence. Sitting down, he grasped the sides of the chair with both hands to settle it back, when the whole thing gave way, and Mr. Coville came violently to the floor.

For an instant the unfortunate gentleman was benumbed by the suddenness of the shock, the next he was aroused by acute pain in each arm, and the great drops of sweat oozed from his forehead when he found that the little finger of each hand had caught in the little ratchets and was as firmly held as in a vice. There he lay on his back with the end of a round sticking in his side, and both hands perfectly powerless. The least move of his body aggravated the pain which was chasing up his arms. He screamed for help, but Mrs. Coville was in the back yard telling Mrs. Coney, next door, that she didn't know what Coville would do without that chair, and so she didn't hear him. He pounded the floor with his stockinged feet, but the younger Coville was still drawing emotion from the fence across the way, and all other sounds were rapidly sinking into insignificance. Besides, Mr. Coville's legs were not sufficiently recovered from the late accident to permit their being profitably used as mallets.

How he did despise that offspring, and how fervently he did wish the owner of that fence would light on that boy and reduce him to powder! Then he screamed again and howled and shouted "Maria!" But there was no response. What if he should die alone there in that awful shape! The perspiration started afresh, and the pain in his arms assumed an awful magnitude. Again he shrieked "Maria!" but the matinee across the way only grew in volume, and the un

conscious wife had gone into Mrs. Coney's and was trying on that lady's redingote. Then he prayed, and howled, and coughed, and swore, and then apologized for it, and prayed and howled again, and screamed at the top of his voice the awfullest things he would do to that boy if heaven would only spare him and show him an axe.

Then he opened his mouth for one final shriek, when the door opened and Mrs. Coville appeared with a smile on her face, and Mrs. Coney's redingote on her back. In one glance she saw that something awful had happened to Joseph, and with wonderful presence of mind she screamed for help, and then fainted away, and ploughed headlong into his stomach. Fortunately the blow deprived him of speech, else he might have said something that he would ever have regretted, and before he could regain his senses Mrs. Coney dashed in and removed the grief-stricken wife. But it required a blacksmith to cut Coville loose. He is again back in bed, with his mutilated fingers resting on pillows, and there he lies all day concocting new forms of death for the inventor of that chair, and hoping nothing will happen to his son until he can get well enough to administer it himself.

-Danbury News.

THE LIKENESS.

William was holding in his hand
The likeness of his wife,

Fresh as if touched by fairy hand,
With beauty, grace, and life.

He almost thought it spoke-he gazed
Upon the treasure still;

Absorbed, delighted, and amazed,

He viewed the artist's skill.

"This picture is yourself, dear Jane,
'Tis drawn to nature true;

I've kissed it o'er and o'er again,

It is so much like you."

"And has it kissed you back, my dear?”
Why, no, my love," said he."

"Then, William, it is very clear,
'Tis not at all like me.”

MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS.

It was a laboring bark that slowly held its way,

And o'er its lee the coast of France in the light of evening lay;

And on the deck a lady sat who looked with tearful gaze
Upon the fast-receding hills within the distant haze.

The past was fair, like those dear hills so far behind her bark;
The future, like the gathering night, was ominous and dark.
One gaze again, one long, last gaze: "Adieu, dear France, to
thee!"

The breeze comes forth-she's there alone upon the wide, wide sea.

The scene was changed. It was an eve of raw and surly mood,

And in a turret-chamber high of ancient Holyrood

Sat Mary, listening to the rain and sighing with the winds, That seemed to suit the stormy state of men's uncertain minds.

The touch of care had blanched her cheeks, her smile was sadder now,

The weight of royalty had lain too heavy on her brow;
And traitors to her councils came, and rebels to the field;
The Stuart sceptre well she swayed, but the sword she could
not wield.

She thought of all her blighted hopes, the dreams of youth's brief day,

And summoned Rizzio with his lute, and bade the minstrel play

The songs she loved in early years, the songs of gay Navarre, The songs perchance that erst were sung by gallant Chatelar: They half beguiled her of her cares, they soothed her into

smiles,

They won her thoughts from bigot zeal and fierce domestic broils.

But hark, the tramp of armed men? the Douglas' battle-cry! They come, they come! and lo! the scowl of Ruthven's hol

low eye!

Around an unarmed man they crowd-Ruthven in mail complete,

George Douglas, Ker of Fawdonside, and Rizzio at their feet! With rapiers drawn and pistols bent they seized their wretch

ed prey,

Wrenched Mary's garments from his grasp, and stabbed him where he lay.

I saw George Douglas raise his arm, I saw his dagger gleam; Then sounded Rizzio's dying cry and Mary's piteous scream.

I saw her writhe in Darnley's arms as in a serpent's fold: The coward! he was pale as death, but would not loose his hold.

And then the torches waved and shook, and louder grew the din,

And up the stairs and through the doors the rest came trooping in.

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But Mary Stuart brushed aside the burning tears that fell: Now for my father's arm!" she gasped; "my woman's heart, farewell!"

The scene was changed. It was a lake with one small lonely isle,

And there within the prison walls of its baronial pile,

Stern men stood menacing their queen till she should stoop to sign

The traitorous scroll that snatched the crown from her an

cestral line.

"My lords, my lords," the captive said, "were I but once more free,

With ten good knights on yonder shore to aid my cause

and me,

That parchment would I rend and give to any wind that blows,

And reign a queen, a Stuart yet, in spite of all my foes!" A red spot burned upon her cheek-streamed her rich tresses down,

She wrote the words; she stood erect-a queen without a crown!

The scene was changed. A royal host a royal banner bore, And the faithful of the land stood round their smiling queen

once more;

She checked her steed upon a hill, she saw them marching by,
She heard their shouts, she read success in every flashing eye.
The tumult of the strife begins; it roars, it dies away,
And Mary's troops and banners now-oh, where and what
are they!

Scattered, struck down or flying far, defenseless and undone

Ah, me! to see what she has lost, to think what guilt has won! Away, away! her gallant steed must act no laggard's part; Yet vain his speed to bear her from the anguish at her heart.

Last scene of all. Beside the block a sullen headsman stood, Gleamed in his hand the murderous axe that soon must drip with blood.

With slow and stately step there came a lady thro' the hall, And breathless silence chained the lips and touched the hearts of all:

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