AN UNFORTUNATE LIKENESS.-W. S. GILBERT. I've painted Shakspeare all my life,- "The bard's first ticket night," (or "ben.") The bard play-writing in his room, The bard a tradesman--and a Jew- Yet critics say (a friendly stock) Yet even I can barely mock The glimmer of his wondrous eye! One morning, as a work I framed, "Oh! what a model he would make!" But you're so very-" "Stop!" said he, "You needn't waste your breath or time,- Remarkably like Shakspeare. Eh? "You wish that I would sit to you?" And breathlessly replied, "I do!" "All right," said he, "but please make haste." I led him by his hallowed sleeve, There never was a nobler face! "Oh, sir," I said, "a fortune grand "To rub his eyes whene'er they ache— His eyeballs glistened in his eyes I sat and watched and smoked my pipe; "Bravo!" I said, "I recognize The phrensy of your prototype!" His scanty hair he wildly tore: "That's right," said I, it shows your breed." He danced-he stamped-he wildly swore"Bless me, that's very fine indeed!" "Sir," said the grand Shaksperian boy, "You think my face a source of joy; "Forgive these yells and cellar-flaps : "For oh! this face-this pointed chinThis nose-this brow-these eyeballs too, Have always been the origin Of all the woes I ever knew! "If to the play my way I find, To see a grand Shaksperian piece, "Men nudge each other-thus-and say, "In church the people stare at me, Their soul the sermon never binds; I catch them looking round to see,— And thoughts of Shakspeare fill their minds. "And sculptors, fraught with cunning wile, A bust with Brown's insipid smile, "Yet boldly make my face their own, With Shakspeare's intellectual fire. "At parties where young ladies gaze, "Whene'er I speak my soul is wrung "I should not thus be criticised A KISS AT THE DOOR. We were standing in the doorway, The golden sun upon her hair A small white hand upon my arm,- Than the kindly glance of loving eyes, I know she loves with all her heart We've had so much of happiness Who cares for wealth of land or gold, With one who loves me as her life- At times it seems that all the world, Is very small and poor indeed, "And when the clouds hang grim and dark, Of one who waits the coming step If she lives till age shall scatter I know she'll love me just the same And she goes to heaven before, MY CREED.-ALICE CARY. I hold that Christian grace abounds I hold all else, named piety, A selfish scheme, a vain pretence; Where centre is not, can there be Circumference? This I moreover hold, and dare Whether it be the lullabies That charm to rest the nursing bird, Whether the dazzling and the flush "Tis not the wide phylactery, Nor stubborn fasts, nor stated prayers, That make us saints; we judge the tree By what it bears. And when a man can live apart "ROCK OF AGES." "Rock of ages, cleft for me," Sang as little children sing; Sang as sing the birds in June; Fell the words like light leaves down On the current of the tune "Rock of ages, cleft for me, Let me hide myself in Thee." "Let me hide myself in Thee,” Felt her soul no need to hideSweet the song as song could be, And she had no thought beside; All the words unheedingly Fell from lips untouched by care, |