On a woman. All women naturally are called Eves Because from Eve all women do proceed, Your woman's turn'd quite from Eve to Evel: That shee by doing Evell is turned Devel, So that from Eves to Theeves, from Theeves to Evel, Women do runne untill they come to'th Devel. Humors. Aske Humors why a feather he doth weare? When you behold his lookes, pale, thin, and poor, Into a barbars shop there came Friendship. A reall friend a cannon cannot batter. With nominall friends a squib's a perilous matter. On Giles and Ioane. Who sayes that Giles and Joane at discord be? No more would Joane he should. Giles riseth early, The like is Joane. But turning home is sad, Oft times when Giles doth find Harsh sighs at home, Giles wishes he were blind : All this doth Joane: or that his long-yearn'd life Were quite out spun, the like wish hath his wife. The children that he keepes, Giles sweares are none Of his begetting, and so sweares Joane. In all affections she concurreth still; If now with man and wife to will and nill To Gentlewomen with black bags. Tell mee, who taught you to give so much light Among your other subtilties this is one, That you see all, and yet are seene of none. Meant how you will, at once to shew and hide, To a proud Lady. Is it birth puffes up thy mind? Women best borne, are best inclin'd. Is it thy breeding? no, I ly'd; Lay by thy clothes there's no such thing. Vertue is an opposite to pride. Nay then walke on, I'le say no more, To draw faire fooles to this fowle ill. On Panurgus. Panurgus pryes in high and low affairs, That he refers to fortune and his fate, His neighbors faults straight in his face he'l find But in a bag he laps his own behind. On Misus. They say the uusurer Misus hath a mill, On a swearing Gallant. What God commands, this wretched creature loaths, He never names his Maker, but by oaths. And weares his tongue, of such a damned fashion, In morning, even assoon as he doth rise, So takes his oars, and swears he must make hast, On a Mother and her son having but two eyes betwixt them, each one. A half blind-boy, born of a half blind mother. Faire boy, give her thine eye and she will prove To his quill. Thou hast been wanton, therefore it is meet, Of Christ crucified. When red the sun goes down, we use to say It is a signe, we shall have a faire day : Blood red the Sun of Heaven went down from hence And we have had faire weather ever since. Vpon Thorough-good an unthrift. Thy sir name Thorough-good befitteth thee, Thou Thorough-good, and good goes thorough thee In Amorem. Love, if a god thou art, then evermore thou must If just thou be, O wherefore doth thy dart, While shee that for thy power cares not a fly, |