"Interr'd beneath this marble stone Lie sauntering JACK and idle JOAN. They walk'd, and ate, good folks; what then? So every servant took his course, And bad at first they all grew worse. Slothful disorder fill'd his stable, And sluttish plenty deck'd her table. Their Beer was strong; their wine was Port; They gave the poor the remnant meat, Just when it grew not fit to eat. They paid the church and parish rate, And took, but read not the receipt ; For which they claim'd their Sunday's due, No man's defects sought they to know, They neither added nor confounded; When bells were rung, and bonfires made, Whoever was deposed or crown'd. Nor good, nor bad, nor fools, nor wise, They led -a kind of- -as it were: Nor wish'd, nor cared, nor laugh'd nor cried; In Rushden church, Northamptonshire, is a finely sculptured marble monument to the memory of ROBERT PEMBERTON, Esq., and his lady :— "She died 30th July in the yeare of grace 1608, he 18th April 1609. What man and wife were, or may after be, We had eight children to augment our joyes,- In Saint Michael's churchyard, Norwich, on JOHN BAKER and PRISCILLA his wife, and 10 of their children who died in their_infancy :— "He died February 10th, 1827. She first deceased, he for a little tried -liked it not-and died." In the parish church of Colmworth, Bedfordshire, is a very magnificent monument, erected in 1641, by Lady Dyer, in memory of her deceased husband, Sir WM. DYER, Knight, upon which are inscribed the following lines: "My dearest dust, could not thy hasty day But since thy finished labour hath possessed Mine eyes wax heavy, and the day grows old ;- Monument in the parish church of Benson, Oxfordshire : "M. S. To the pious memory Of RALPH QUELCHE and his wife bed by the space of 40 years. } who slept together in 1 the new Inn twice built at yr. own chard. Their son being liberally bred in ye University of Oxon, { On STEPHEN and MARY his wife : "Here lies honest STEPHEN with MARY his bride, Who merrily lived, and cheerfully died; [able, They laughed and they loved, and drank while they were But now they are forced to knock under the table. This marble which formerly served them to drink on, Now covers their bodies-a sad thing to think on, That do what one can to moisten our clay, 'Twill one day be ashes, and moulder away." In Chatham churchyard a man had buried two wives; after stating the name and age of the first, he added::"The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away, blessed be the name of the Lord." (In a few years his second wife died: and following her name and age, is ) :— "I called upon the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me out of all my troubles." In Bremhill churchyard, Wiltshire, on an old man and his wife (by the Rev. W. L. Bowles, the poet, vicar of Bremhill): "My Father-my poor Mother-both are gone And o'er your cold remains I place this stone. How long one parent lived; and both how well. Of all I owe in this sad world to thee: *The father lived to be 87. |