I'm bound there'll be some milling yet, and shakings by the collars,

Afore they choose a Chairman for the Glorious Apollers!

To be sure it is a pity to be blowing such a squall, Instead of clouds, and every man his song, and then his

call

And as if there wasn't Whigs enough and Tories to fall out,
Besides politics in plenty for our splits to be about—

Why, a cornfield is sufficient, sir, as anybody knows,
For to furnish them in plenty who are fond of picking

crows

Not to name the Maynooth Catholics, and other Irish stews, To agitate society and loosen all its screws;

And which all may be agreeable and proper to their spheres,

But it's not the thing for musicals to set us by the ears. And as to College larning, my opinion for to broach, And I've had it from my cousin, and he driv a college coach, And so knows the University, and all as there belongs, And he says that Oxford's famouser for sausages than songs,

And seldom turns a poet out like Hudson that can chant, As well as make such ditties as the Free and Easies want, Or other Tavern Melodists I can't just call to mind— But it's not the classic system for to propagate the kind, Whereby it so may happen as that neither of them Scholars

May be the proper Chairman for the Glorious Apollers!

For my part in the matter, if so be I had a voice,

It's the best among the vocalists I'd honour with the

choice;

Or a Poet as could furnish a new Ballad to the bunch; Or at any rate the surest hand at mixing of the punch; 'Cause why, the members meet for that and other tuneful frolics

And not to say,

like Muffincaps, their Catichiz and Collec's. But you see them there Itinerants that preach so long and

loud,

And always takes advantage like the prigs of any crowd,

Have brought their jangling voices, and as far as they

can compass,

Have turn'd a tavern shindy to a seriouser rumpus,

And him as knows most hymns-altho' I can't see how it follers

They want to be the Chairman of the Glorious Apollers!

Well, that's the row-and who can guess the upshot after all?

Whether Harmony will ever make the "Arms "her House

of call,

Or whether this here mobbing-as some longish heads foretel it,

Will grow to such a riot that the Oxford Blues must quell it.

Howsomever, for the present, there's no sign of any peace, For the hubbub keeps a growing, and defies the New

Police ;

But if I was in the Vestry, and a leading sort of Man, Or a Member of the Vocals, to get backers for my plan, Why, I'd settle all the squabble in the twinkle of a needle, For I'd have another candidate-and that's the Parish

Beadle,

Who makes such lots of Poetry, himself, or else by proxy, And no one never has no doubts about his orthodoxy;

Whereby-if folks was wise-instead of either of them

Scholars,

And straining their own lungs along of contradictious

hollers,

They'll lend their ears to reason, and take my

follers,

advice as

Namely-Bumble for the Chairman of the Glorious

Apollers!

EQUESTRIAN COURTSHIP.

I.

It was a young maiden went forth to ride,
And there was a wooer to pace by her side;
His horse was so little, and hers so high,
He thought his Angel was up in the sky.

II.

His love was great, tho' his wit was small;
He bade her ride easy-and that was all.
The very horses began to neigh,-

Because their betters had nought to say.

They rode by elm, and they rode by oak,

They rode by a church-yard, and then he spoke :

"My pretty maiden, if you 'll agree

You shall always ramble through life with me."