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The Country Doctor

HERE'S a gathering in the village, that has never been outdone

Since the soldiers took their muskets to the war of
'sixty-one;

And a lot of lumber-wagons near the church upon the hill,
And a crowd of country people, Sunday-dressed and very still.
Now each window is pre-empted by a dozen heads or more,
Now the spacious pews are crowded from the pulpit to the
door;

For with coverlet of blackness on his portly figure spread,
Lies the grim old country doctor, in a massive oaken bed.
Lies the fierce old country doctor,

Lies the kind old country doctor,

Whom the populace considered with a mingled love and dread.

Maybe half the congregation, now of great or little worth, Found this watcher waiting for them, when they came upon the earth;

This undecorated soldier, of a hard, unequal strife,

Fought in many stubborn battles with the foes that sought their life.

In the night-time or the day-time, he would rally brave and

well,

Though the summer lark was fifing, or the frozen lances fell; Knowing if he won the battle, they would praise their Maker's

name,

Knowing if he lost the battle, then the doctor was to blame. 'T was the brave old virtuous doctor,

'T was the good old faulty doctor,

'Twas the faithful country doctor-fighting stoutly all the same.

When so many pined in sickness, he had stood so strongly by, Half the people felt a notion that the doctor couldn't die;

They must slowly learn the lesson how to live from day to day, And have somehow lost their bearings-now this landmark is

away.

But perhaps it still is better that this busy life is done:

He has seen old views and patients disappearing one by one; He has learned that Death is master both of Science and of

Art;

He has done his duty fairly, and has acted out his part.

And the strong old country doctor,

And the weak old country doctor,

Is entitled to a furlough for his brain and for his heart.

-WILL CARLETON.

Doctors

IS quite the thing to say and sing
Gross libels on the doctor-
To picture him an ogre grim
Or humbug-pill concocter;

Yet it's in quite another light

My friendly pen would show him—
Glad that it may with verse repay
Some part of what I owe him!

When one's all right he's prone to spite
The doctor's peaceful mission;
But when he's sick, it's loud and quick
He bawls for a physician!

With other things the doctor brings

Sweet babes our hearts to soften;
Though I have four, I pine for more-
Good doctor, pray, come often!

What though he sees death and disease
Run riot all around him?

Patient and true, and valorous, too,

Such have I always found him!

Where'er he goes, he soothes our woes.

And, when skill's unavailing,

And death is near, his words of cheer
Support our courage failing.

In ancient days they used to praise
The godlike art of healing;
An art that then engaged all men
Possessed of sense and feeling;
Why, Raleigh-he was glad to be
Famed for a quack elixir,
And Digby sold (as we are told)
A charm for folk love-sick, sir!

Napoleon knew a thing or two,
And clearly HE was partial
To doctors; for, in time of war,
He chose one for a marshal.
In our great cause a doctor was
The first to pass death's portal,
And Warren's name at once became
A beacon, and immortal!

A heap, indeed, of what we read
By doctors is provided,
For to those groves Apollo loves
Their leaning is decided;
Deny who may that Rabelais

Is first in wit and learning—

And yet all smile and marvel while His brilliant leaves they 're turning.

How Lever's pen has charmed all men-
How touching Rab's short story!
And I will stake my all that Drake
Is still the schoolboy's glory!

A doctor-man it was began

Great Britain's great museum; The treasures there are all so rare,

It drives me wild to see 'em!

There's Cuvier, Parr, and Rush-they are
Big monuments to learning;

To Mitchell's prose (how smooth it flows!)
We all are fondly turning ;
Tomes might be writ of that keen wit
Which Abernethy 's famed for-
With bread-crumb pills be cured the ills
Most doctors now get blamed for !

In modern times the noble rhymes
Of Holmes (a great physician !)
Have solace brought and wisdom taught
To hearts of all condition.

The sailor bound for Puget Sound

Finds pleasure still unfailing,

If he but troll the barcarolle

Old Osborne wrote on Whaling!

If there were need I could proceed
AD NAUS with this prescription,
But, INTER NOs, a larger dose

Might give you fits conniption:
Yet, ere I end, there's one dear friend

I'd hold before these others,

For he and I, in years gone by,

Have chummed around like brothers.

Together we have sung in glee

The songs old Horace made for
Our genial craft-together quaffed
What bowls that doctor paid for !
I love the rest, but love him best,

And, were not times so pressing,
I'd buy and send-you smile, old friend?
Well, then, here goes my blessing!

-EUGENE Field.

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Doc Sifers

F all the doctors I could cite you to in this-here town,
Doc Sifers is my favo-RITE, jes take him up and down:

Count in the Bethel Neighberhood, and Rollins, and
Big Bear,

And Sifers' standin's jes as good as ary doctor's there!

There's old Doc Wick, and Glenn, and Hall, and Wurgler, and McVeigh,

But I'll buck Sifers 'ginst 'em all and down 'em any day!

Most old Wick EVER knowed, I s'pose, was WHISKY !—Wurgler—

well,

He et Morphine-ef ACTIONS shows and facts 's reliable.

But Sifers-though he ain't no sot, he's got his faults; and yit
When you GIT Sifers onc't, you've got A DOCTOR, don't fergit!
He ain't much at his office, er his house, er anywhere
You'd natchurly think certain fer to ketch the feller there.

But don't blame Doc: he's got all sorts o' cur'ous notions-as The feller says,—his odd-come-shorts-like smart men mostly has:

He'll more'n like be potter'n 'round the Blacksmith Shop; er in Some back-lot, spadin' up the ground, er gradin' it agin;

Er at the workbench, planin' things; er buildin' little traps
To ketch birds; galvenizin' rings; er graftin' plums, perhaps.
MAKE ANYTHING !-good as the best!-a gunstock-er a flute.-
He whittled out a set o' chessmen onc't o' laurel-root,

Durin' the Army-got his trade o' SURGEON there—I own
Today a finger ring Doc made o' sealin'-wax and bone!
An' glued a fiddle onc't fer me-jes' all so busted you

'D a-throwed the thing away, but HE fixed her as good as new!

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