And play his brilliant parts before my eyes, Who handles things divine; and all besides, Though learned with labor, and though much admired To me is odious as the nasal twang Heard at conventicle, where worthy men, I venerate the man whose heart is warm, Whose hands are pure, whose doctrine and whose life, That he is honest in the sacred cause; To such, I render more than mere respect, Whose actions say that they respect themselves. To make God's work a sinecure; a slave COUSIN SALLY DILLIARD.-H. C. JONES. SCENE-A Court of Justice in North Carolina. A BEARDLESS disciple of Themis rises, and thus ad dresses the Court: "May it please your worships, and you, gentlemen of the jury, since it has been my fortune (good or bad, I will not say) to exercise myself in legal disquisitions, it has never befallen me to be obliged to prosecute so direful, marked, and malicious an assaulta more wilful, violent, dangerous battery-and finally, a more diabolical breach of the peace has seldom happened in a civilized country; and I dare say, it has seldom been your duty to pass upon one so shocking to benevolent feelings, as this which took place over at Captain Rice's in this county. But you will hear from the witnesses." The witnesses being sworn, two or three were examined and deposed: one said that he heard the noise, and did not see the fight; another that he seen the row, but didn't know who struck first; and a third, that he was very drunk, and couldn't say much about the scrimmage. LAWYER CHOPS. I am sorry, gentlemen, to have occupied your time with the stupidity of the witnesses examined. It arises, gentlemen, altogether from misapprehension on my part. Had I known, as I now do, that I had a witness in attendance who was well acquainted with all the circumstances of the case, and who was able to make himself clearly understood by the Court and jury, I should not so long have trespassed upon your time and patience. Come forward, Mr. Harris, and be sworn. So forward comes the witness, a fat, shuffy old man, a "leetle" corned, and took his oath with an air. CHOPS. Harris we wish you to tell about the riot that happened the other day at Captain Rice's; and as a good deal of time has already been wasted in circumlocution, we wish you to be compendious, and at the same time as explicit as possible. HARRIS. Adzackly (giving the lawyer a knowing wink, and at the same time clearing his throat). Captain Rice, he gin a treat, and cousin Sally Dilliard she came over to our house and axed me if my wife she moutn't go. I told cousin Sally Dilliard that my wife was poorly, being as how she had a touch of rheumatics in the hip, and the big swamp was in the road, and the big swamp was up, for there had been a heap of rain lately; but, howsomever, as it was her, cousin Sally Dilliard, my wife she mout go. Well, cousin Sally Dilliard then axed me if Mose he moutn't go. I told cousin Sally Dilliard that he was the foreman of the crap, and the crap was smartly in the grass; but, howsomever, as it was her, cousin Sally Dilliard, Mose he mout go CHOPS. In the name of common sense, Mr. Harris, what do you mean by this rigmarole? WITNESS. Captain Rice he gin a treat, and cousin Sally Dilliard she came over to our house and axed me if my wife she moutn't go. I told cousin Sally Dilliard CHOPS. Stop, sir, if you please; we don't want to hear anything about your cousin Sally Dilliard and your wifetell us about the fight at Rice's. WITNESS. Well, I will, sir, if you will let me. WITNESS. Well, sir, Captain Rice he gin a treat, and cousin Sally Dilliard she came over to our house and axed me if my wife she moutn't go— CHOPS. There it is again. Witness, please to stop. WITNESS. Well, sir, what do you want? CHOPS. We want to know about the fight, and you must not proceed in this impertinent story. Do you know anything about the matter before the Court? WITNESS. To be sure I do. CHOPS. Well go on and tell it, and nothing else. WITNESS. Well, Captain Rice he gin a treatCHOPS. This is intolerable. May it please the Court; I move that this witness be committed for a contempt, he seems to be trifling with this Court. COURT. Witness you are now before a court of justice, and unless you behave yourself in a more becoming manner, you will be sent to jail; so begin, and tell what you know about the fight at Captain Rice's. WITNESS. [Alarmed.] Well, gentlemen, Captain Rice he gin a treat, and cousin Sally Dilliard CHOPS. I hope the witness may be ordered into cus tody. COURT. Mr. Attorney, the Court is of the opinion that we may save time by letting the witness to go on in his own way. Proceed, Mr. Harris, but stick to the point. WITNESS. Yes, gentlemen. Well, Captain Rice he gin a treat, and cousin Sally Dilliard she came over to our house and axed me if my wife she moutn't go. I told consin Sally Dilliard that my wife she was poorly, being as how she had the rheumatics in the hips, and the big swamp was up; but, howsomever, as it was her, cousin Sally Dilliard, my wife she mout go. Well, cousin Sally Dilliard then axed if Mose he moutn't go. I told cousin Sally Dilliard as how Mose-he was the foreman of the crap, and the crap was smartly in the grass-but, howsomever, as it was her, cousin Sally Dilliard, Mose be mout go. So they goes on together, Mose, my wife, and cousin Sally Dilliard, and they come to the big swamp, and it was up, as I was telling you; but being as how there was a log across the big swamp, cousin Sally Dilliard and Mose, like genteel folks, they walked the log; but ray wife, like a blamed fool, waded through. CHOPS. Heaven and earth, this is too bad; but go on. WITNESS. Well, that's all I know about the fight. NEW THANATOPSIS.-WM. H. HOLCOMBE BENEATH the glory of a brighter sun Than that which keeps this moving globe of dust By spiritual light and wisdom sent from God, I scanned the range of substance infinite Of chemic transformations. Then I read The geologic leaves of stone sublime, And then I looked Into the dark mausoleums of the past, And up the swift and shadowy stream of Time, Peered into charnels, tracked the desolate paths He has no place or power. There is no Death! The pedestal of life, the supple mould Is but the visible garment of our God; The sun is but the garment of our heavens; The body is the garment of our soul, The coarse material out-birth of its life, Its medium for a time, a shell which keeps Within its curves the music of the sea A wondrous thing! which seems to live, but does not, For nothing lives but God, and all in Him. The Spirit is a substance, a pure form |