Ther. Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not by thy Patr. Male varlet, you rogue! what's that? Patr. Why, thou damnable box of envy, thou, Ther. Do I curse thee? Patr. Why, no, you ruinous butt; you whoreson indistinguishable cur, no. Ther. No! why art thou then exasperate, thou idle immaterial skein of sleave silk, thou green sarcenet flap for a sore eye, thou tassel of a prodigal's purse, thou? Ah, how the poor world is pestered with such waterflies, diminutives of nature! Patr. Out, gall! 20 30 40 Ther. Finch-egg! Achil. My sweet Patroclus, I am thwarted quite A token from her daughter, my fair love, An oath that I have sworn. I will not break it: 50 Come, come, Thersites, help to trim my tent: these two may run mad; but, if with too much 70 ox to an ox, were nothing; he is both ox and ass. To be a dog, a mule, a cat, a fitchew, a toad, a lizard, an owl, a puttock, or a herring without a roe, I would not care; but to be Menelaus! I would conspire against destiny. Ask me not what I would be, if I were not Thersites ; for I care not to be the louse of a lazar, so I were not Menelaus. Hoy-day! spirits and fires! Enter Hector, Troilus, Ajax, Agamemnon, Ulysses, Nestor, Menelaus, and Diomedes, with lights. Achil. Welcome, brave Hector; welcome, princes all. Agam. So now, fair Prince of Troy, I bid good night. Ajax commands the guard to tend on you. Hect. Thanks and good night to the Greeks' general. 80 Men. Good night, my lord. Hect. Good night, sweet Lord Menelaus. Ther. Sweet draught: sweet, quoth a'! sweet sink, sweet sewer. Achil. Good night and welcome, both at once, to those That go or tarry. Agam. Good night. [Exeunt Agamemnon and Menelaus. Achil. Old Nestor tarries; and you too, Diomed, Keep Hector company an hour or two. Dio. I cannot, lord; I have important business, The tide whereof is now. Good night, great . Hector. Hect. Give me your hand. 90 Ulyss. [Aside to Troilus] Follow his torch; he goes to Calchas' tent: Tro. I'll keep you company. Hect. And so, good night. Sweet sir, you honour me. [Exit Diomedes; Ulysses and Troilus following. Achil. Come, come, enter my tent. [Exeunt Achilles, Hector, Ajax, and Nestor. Ther. That same Diomed's a false-hearted rogue, a most unjust knave; I will no more trust him when he leers than I will a serpent when he hisses he will spend his mouth and promise, like Brabbler the hound; but when he performs, astronomers foretell it; it is prodigious, there 100 will come some change; the sun borrows of the [Exit. Dio. What, are you up here, ho? speak. Cal. [Within] Who calls? Dio. Diomed. Calchas, I think. daughter? Cal. [Within] She comes to you. Where's your Enter Troilus and Ulysses, at a distance; after them, Thersites. Ulyss. Stand where the torch may not discover us. Enter Cressida. Tro. Cressid comes forth to him. Dio. How now, my charge! |