MISCELLANIES. THE CLOWN'S REPLY. JOHN TROTT was desir'd by two witty peers, "An't please you," quoth John, "I'm not given to letters, PROLOGUE. WRITTEN AND SPOKEN BY THE POET LABERIUS, A ROMAN KNIGHT, PRESERVED BY MACROBIUS.2 WHAT! no way left to shun th' inglorious stage, With honest thrift I held my honour dear: 1 First printed in the Dublin Edition of Goldsmith's Poems and Plays, 8vo., 1777, p. 79. 2 First printed in "The Present State of Polite Learning," 1759; but omitted in the second edition, which appeared in 1774. But this vile hour disperses all my store, No more my titles shall my children tell; * THE LOGICIANS REFUTED. IN IMITATION OF DEAN SWIFT.1 LOGICIANS have but ill defin'd By ratiocinations specious, Have strove to prove with great precision, Homo est ratione præditum; But for my soul I cannot credit 'em ; ; And must in spite of them maintain, That man and all his ways are vain ; And that this boasted lord of nature Than reason,-boasting mortals' pride; 1 "The following Poem, written by Dr. Swift, is communicated to the public by The Busy Body, 'to whom it was presented by a nobleman of distinguished learning and taste."-The Busy Body, No. 5. It is improperly included in the two editions of Swift by Sir Walter Scott. And that brute beasts are far before 'em, Deus est anima brutorum. Who ever knew an honest brute At law his neighbour prosecute, They eat their meals and take their sport, They never to the levee go To treat as dearest friend, a foe; They never importune his Grace, Nor ever cringe to men in place; Nor draw the quill to write for Bob:' No judges, fiddlers, dancing-masters, And to perform takes equal care. 1 Sir Robert Walpole. He in his turn finds imitators, EPIGRAM. ON A BEAUTIFUL YOUTH, STRUCK BLIND BY LIGHTNING. 1 SURE 'twas by Providence design'd, That he should be, like Cupid, blind, STANZAS. ON THE TAKING OF QUEBEC, AND DEATH OF GENERAL WOLFE. AMIDST the clamour of exulting joys, Which triumph forces from the patriot heart, O, Wolfe! to thee a streaming flood of woe, 1 First printed in "The Bee," 1759. 2 "The princess of Eboli, the mistress of Philip II. of Spain, and Maugiron, the minion of Henry III. of France, had each of them lost an eye; and the famous Latin epigram, which Goldsmith has either translated or imitated, was written on them."-LORD BYRON, Works, vol. vi. p. 390. First printed in "The Busy Body," 1759. Alive, the foe thy dreadful vigour fled, And saw thee fall with joy-pronouncing eyes: A MADRIGAL.' WEEPING, murmuring, complaining, Fears the approaching bridal night. Yet why impair thy bright perfection? 95 THE GIFT. TO IRIS, IN BOW-STREET, COVENT-GARDEN. IMITATED FROM THE FRENCH.2 SAY, cruel Iris, pretty rake, Dear mercenary beauty, What annual offering shall I make 1 First printed in "The Bee," 1759. First printed in "The Bee," 1759. The original is in "Ménagiana," tom. iv. p. 200:- "Pour témoignage de ma flamme, ÉTRENNE À IRIS. Iris, du meilleur de mon âme, Quoi donc ? attendez, je vous donne, O fille plus belle que bonne, Qui m'avez toujours refusé Le point si souvent proposé, Je vous donne-Ah ! le puis-je dire Fussiez-vous cent fois plus aimable, |