Michael! but you; and you, Saint Peter! Cold
Must be your souls, if you have not abhorr'd
The foe to Catholic participation

In all the license of a Christian nation.

"True! he allow'd them to pray God; but as
A consequence of prayer, refused the law

Which would have placed them upon the same base
With those who did not hold the saints in awe."
But here Saint Peter started from his place,

And cried, "You may the prisoner withdraw:
Ere heaven shall ope her portals to this Guelph,
While I am guard, may I be damn'd myself!"

THE SEX.

(CHILDE HAROLD, Canto ii. Stanza 34.)

NOT much he kens, I ween, of woman's breast,
Who thinks that wanton thing is won by sighs;
What careth she for hearts when once possess'd?
Do proper homage to thine idol's eyes,
But not too humbly, or she will despise
Thee and thy suit, though told in moving tropes:
Disguise ev'n tenderness, if thou art wise;

Brisk Confidence still best with woman copes;

Pique her and soothe in turn, soon Passion crowns thy hopes.

OUR CHILDREN.

(DON JUAN, Canto iii. Stanzas 59, 60.)

IT is a hard although a common case

To find our children running restive; - they,
In whom our brightest days we would retrace,
Our little selves re-form'd in finer clay,
Just as old age is creeping on apace,

And clouds come o'er the sunset of our day,
They kindly leave us, though not quite alone,
But in good company - the gout or stone.

Yet a fine family is a fine thing

(Provided they don't come in after dinner); 'T is beautiful to see a matron bring

Her children up (if nursing them don't thin her); Like cherubs round an altar-piece they cling

To the fireside (a sight to touch a sinner)

A lady with her daughters or her nieces
Shine like a guinea and seven-shilling pieces.

SOUL.

(DON JUAN, Canto xiv. Stanzas 70-72.)

He was a cold, good, honorable man,

Proud of his birth, and proud of everything;

A goodly spirit for a state divan,

A figure fit to walk before a king;

Tall, stately, form'd to lead the courtly van
On birthdays, glorious with a star and string;
The very model of a chamberlain

And such I mean to make him when I reign.

But there was something wanting on the whole -
I don't know what, and therefore cannot tell
Which pretty women the sweet souls!-call soul.
Certes it was not body; he was well
Proportion'd, as a poplar or a pole,

A handsome man, that human miracle;
And in each circumstance of love or war
Had still preserved his perpendicular.

Still there was something wanting, as I 've said -
That undefinable "Je ne sais quoi,"

Which, for what I know, may of yore have led
To Homer's Iliad, since it drew to Troy
The Greek Eve, Helen, from the Spartan's bed;
Though on the whole, no doubt, the Dardan boy
Was much inferior to King Menelaus:
But thus it is some women will betray us.

MOBILITY.

(DON JUAN, Canto xvi. Stanzas 96-98.)

-JUAN, when he cast a glance

On Adeline while playing her grand rôle,

Which she went through as though it were a dance (Betraying only now and then her soul

By a look scarce perceptibly askance
Of weariness or scorn), began to feel
Some doubt how much of Adeline was real;

So well she acted all and every part

By turns - with that vivacious versatility, Which many people take for want of heart. They err - 't is merely what is call'd mobility, A thing of temperament and not of art, Though seeming so from its supposed facility; And false though true; for surely they 're sincerest Who are strongly acted on by what is nearest.

sages never;

This makes your actors, artists, and romancers,
Heroes sometimes, though seldom
But speakers, bards, diplomatists, and dancers,
Little that's great, but much of what is clever;
Most orators, but very few financiers,

Though all Exchequer chancellors endeavor,
Of late years, to dispense with Cocker's rigors,
And grow quite figurative with their figures.

GREAT NAMES.

(DON JUAN, Canto iii. Stanzas 90-95, and 98-100.)

AND glory long has made the sages smile;
'T is something, nothing, words, illusion, wind
Depending more upon the historian's style

Than on the name a person leaves behind:

Troy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle:
The present century was growing blind
To the great Marlborough's skill in giving knocks,
Until his late Life by Archdeacon Coxe.

Milton's the prince of poets -so we say;

A little heavy, but no less divine:

An independent being in his day

Learn'd, pious, temperate in love and wine;

But his life falling into Johnson's way,

We 're told this great high priest of all the Nine

Like Shakspeare's stealing deer, Lord Bacon's bribes; Like Titus' youth, and Cæsar's earliest acts;

Like Burns (whom Doctor Currie well describes); Like Cromwell's pranks; — but although truth exacts These amiable descriptions from the scribes,

As most essential to their hero's story,
They do not much contribute to his glory.

All are not moralists, like Southey, when
He prated to the world of " Pantisocrasy;
Or Wordsworth unexcised, unhired, who then
Season'd his pedlar poems with democracy;
Or Coleridge, long before his flighty pen

Let to the Morning Post its aristocracy;
When he and Southey, following the same path,
Espoused two partners (milliners of Bath).