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STULTIFERA NAVIS.

SECTION I.

OF FOOLISH UNPROFITABLE BOOKS.

Os dignum æterno nitidum quod fulgeat auro
Si mallet laudare Deum, cui sordida monstra
Prætulit, & liquidam temperavit crimine vocem.

O How can I with any prudence dress
A theme that checks the freedom of the press,
The great palladium which we all rely on?
Far better, Caxton,* had this land been stinted
Of lives of saints, and all that thou hast printed,
Than e'er thine art produc'd what I say fye on.

* William Caxton was the first printer in England; he established his press at Westminster, and produced a work entitled, The Lives of the Saints, which may very justly be styled the heavenly Maundeville, being replete with so many marvellous histories. The first book printed by Caxton was The Game of Chess, and the second, The Dictes and sayinges of Philosophers, by Earl Rivers, dated 1477.

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Hadst thou ne'er usher'd in this baleful art,
Full many a damsel had ensur'd her heart

'Gainst subtle Jean* Jaques' nouvelle Heloise: From French finesse and all les petites ruses, And to les Liasons† tres dangereuses,

Our damsels ne'er had had recourse to please

But in their boudoirst ladies now display
Nuga canora of the present day;

Or Little poems § for the fleeting hour:
Effusions which our modern belles adore,
Who only languish as they read for More;
Of dulcet trifles such the magic pow'r.

The new Heloise of J. J. Rousseau is famed for the fallacious principles with which it abounds, and the fascination of the language, rendering sophistry plausible at the expense of our reason.

† A very celebrated French work, entitled in English, Dangerous Connexions, which is calculated to mislead the senses, and implant in the mind the most erroneous sentiments and opinions.

Hæ nuga seria ducunt in mala.

Small chambers appropriated for retirement, and fitted up in a luxurious style, which is in every respect calculated to inflame the desires of a voluptuary.

Many poetic effusions of this nature have, of late,

Nay, still the dear illusion to enhance,
Indecency is coupled with romance,*

To curtain modesty with crimson shame;
As if discarding chastity from hence,
Was the criterion of all common sense,

And the sure beacon of the road to fame.

issued from the press, who serapid sale has but too evidently indicated the TASTE of the present times. Of some productions of this nature, concerning which we may exclaim with Horace,

Versus inopes rerum, nugæque canoræ,

it hath been confidently asserted, that ladies of ton, not satisfied with a single copy, have purchased separate impressions for the carriage, the boudoir, and the dressing room, while a fourth has not unfrequently been deposited under the pillow at night, to serve as a gentle lullaby.

* Some famous, or rather infamous, works of this nature have met the public eye, to the disgrace of the writers, whose labours are well calculated to adorn an index expurgatorius, but this is not all, for our literary gentlemen (as they term themselves) not contented with their own dereliction, must needs ransack the productions of Parisian irreligion, false philosophy, and immorality, in order to give them publicity in this country, by means of translation, witness the Delphine of Mad. Stael, together with a hundred et cæteras. And as if the mania was never to end; no

This, however, is not the only instance, as similar liberties have been taken by most of our poetical writers, and on that plea the annotator grounds his hope, that the public will excuse the license taken by the present bard.

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