THE MODERN THEATRE; A COLLECTION OF SUCCESSFUL MODERN PLAYS, AS ACTED AT THE THEATRES ROYAL, LONDON. PRINTED FROM THE PROMPT BOOKS UNDER THE AU- PRINTED FOR LONGMAN, HURST, REES, ORME, AND BROWN, PATERNOSTER-ROW. 1811. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. ACT THE FIRST. SCENE 1. A Room at SIR GEORGE EUSTON'S. Enter MR. EUSTON, followed by SIR GEORGE. Sir Geo. But, my dear uncle, why in such a passion? Mr Eus. I can't help it-I am out of all patience! Did not I leave you one of the happiest men in the world? Sir Geo. Well, and so you find me, Sir. Mr Eus. 'Tis false-you are not happy-you can't be happy; 'tis false-and you shan't be happy. Sir Geo. If you are resolved to make me otherwise, Sir |