Cow-heels she answer'd, and a breast of Mutton; 414. On Men and Women. Ill thrives the haplesse family that shows 415. On Linus. Linus told me of Verses that he made, I should have known, had he conceal'd the case, 416. Sauce for sorrows. Although our sufferings meet with no relief, 417. On a little diminutive band. What is the reason of God-dam-me's band, Inch-deep, and that his fashion doth not alter? God-dam-me saves a labour, understand, In pulling't off when he puts on the halter. 418. On fine apparell. Some that their wives may neat and cleanly go, 419. Vpon Conscience. Many men this present age dispraise, And think men have small conscience now adays; 420. Dicta prædicta. Buttus breaks jests on any thing that's spoken, 421. On Vmber. Vmber was painting of a lyon fierce, And working it, by chance from Vmbers Erse 422. In Cornutum. Cornutus call'd his wife both whore and slut, Quoth she, you'l never leave your brawling butBut what quoth he? quoth she, the post or door, you have horns to butt, if I'me a whore. For 423. A witty passage. An old man sitting at a Christmasse feast, For whilst his tongue and gums chased about, Which when she spy'd, she pluck'd out of her sleeve Cob clouts his shooes, and as the story tels, 425. Omnia pariter. Ralph reads a line or two, and then cryes mew; 426. A new marryed Bride. The first of all our sex came from the side of Man, I thither am return'd from whence I came. A pudding hath two ends? you lye my brother, For it begins at one, and ends at th'other. 429. Si nihil attuleris, ibis, &c. 430. On Maids. Most maids resemble Eve now in their lives, Who are no sooner women, then th'are wives; As Eve knew no man, ere fruit wrought her wo; So these have fruit oft e're their husbands know. Now Martha married is, shee'l brave it out, 432. On a Man whose choyce was to be hang'd or marry, M. Lo here's the Bride, and there's the Tree, Take which of these best liketh thee. R. The choice is bad on either part, The woman's worst, drive on the cart. Were women as little as they are good, A Pescod would make them a gown and a hood. 434. On a Louse. A louse no reason hath to deal so ill, With them of whom she hath so much her will; 435. A Courtier and a Scholler meeting. To take the wall, base men I'l not permit ; 436. Cede majoribus. I took the wall, one rudely thrust me by, |