And Warde, who may oft go inside, But will ne'er reach the top of the stage, Sir. There's Connor, the Irish, and eke One Power, (the Garden's a gainer,) And Yorkshiremen-Sherwin and Rayner. There's Dowton, a sterling old man, Two Bennetts, one Penley, and Gattie ; The notes of a Horn you may scan, Or of Cooke take a savoury Patè. Stiff Liston is going to laugh, Sure no one will turn a bewailer, When, at Taverns, your bottle you quaff, You never were dunn'd by a Taylor. There's Duruset's notes all so sweet, And then we have also a Baker. There's Meadows, I took him for French, Tired Elliston takes to the Bench, The Punch of that Frenchman is good, Sir. And if I've forgotten the rest, Of course I may throw down my pen, Sir, My pen in the next number traces, So, at present, I wish them good night, To dream of their sweet pretty faces. P. T. I was an orphan boy-but one there was It was as true as ever brother felt! VIRGIL. But then! how alter'd! Yet, oh! judge me not Too harshly; for it was not want of love For him, that caused in me this vile neglect, But rather (oh, consider well the cause Oh, she was all perfection! When a smile But still I loved-that quell'd my raging breast; That thought alone possessed my inmost soul. But misery was still in store for me: I was not made for doubt, and trusted still I trusted still, and trusted but to find Her vows were false-her constancy was gone! In which to pour the trivial joys and woes, Far distant realms have since been trod by me: This have I seen, and this has made me feel A momentary thrill of happiness But though such thrills I've felt, a broken heart, DRACO. MENS SIBI CONSCIA RECTI. WHEN Joseph fled the fair Egyptian's arms, He walk'd, though naked, through the open space, P. T. THE CRANIOLOGICAL SKULL. "Croceos odores."-VIRGIL. In a neat little street, in a neat little town, Lived a neat little man, whose cognomen was Brown; At the same time the comfort and plague of his life; Who had gain'd from his knowledge a great deal of FAME, To become, like his friend, a phrenologist quite, To be brief, all his study and time he devoted, And miss'd nothing, in aught that those studies promoted; And now not a caput was e'er to be seen way, But 'twas quickly examin'd by Brown and by Green- Mr. White called soon after, was proud to be known Soon after this league of attachment was made, With rapid glances o'er its pate, And here (than which all bumps were less) The organ Imagination, too, was there, And charity began to appear, The bump of wit, the lump of sense, According to its " Pa's" inspection, That now was felt by Brown and Green? Of fate, that touch'd both Grey and White? DRACO. CHRISTMAS. THAT Christmas is not what it used to be, is an observation as general as it is true; but the reasons for this change vary as much as the season itself has done. Some are willing to attribute it to the cant of the saints and Bobby Wilson's Spanish campaign. The greater part, however, agree in thinking that it is caused by the banishment of their national dance (as they term it, since they have mistaken its derivation) and the introduction of the elegant quadrille. Instead of being content to hop through a country dance to a piano, thrummed by the blushing fingers of one of the party; professional men are now introduced, with two fiddles-I beg pardon, violins I mean—and a harp. From this arise more inconveniences than are at first supposed; if musicians are to be engaged, the party must be |