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carefully examined, some intervening Accident, not con- No. 485. siderable enough to occasion any Debate upon, or give Tuesday, 'em any Apprehension of ill Consequence from it, will Sept. 16,
1712 be found to be the Occasion of their ill Success, rather than any Errour in Points of Moment and Difficulty, which naturally engaged their maturest Deliberations. If you go to the Levee of any great Man, you will observe him exceeding gracious to several very insignificant Fellows; and this upon this Maxim, That the Neglect of any Person must arise from the mean Opinion you have of his Capacity to do you any Service or Prejudice; and that this calling his Sufficiency in Question, must give him Inclination, and where this is, there never wants Strength or Opportunity to annoy you. There is no Body so weak of Invention, that can't aggravate or make some little Stories to vilify his Enemy; and there are very few but have good Inclinations to hear 'em, and 'tis infinite Pleasure to the Majority of Mankind to level a Person superiour to his Neighbours. Besides, in all Matter of Controversy, that Party which has the greatest Abilities labours under this Prejudice, that he will certainly be supposed, upon Account of his Abilities, to have done an Injury, when perhaps he has received one. It would be tedious to enumerate the Strokes that Nations and particular Friends have suffer'd from Persons very contemptible.
I think Henry IV of France, so formidable to his Neighbours, could no more be secur'd against the resolute Villany of Ravillac, than Villiers, Duke of Buckingham, could be against that of Felton. And there is no incens'd Person so destitute, but can provide himself with a knife or a Pistol, if he finds Stomach to apply 'em. That Things and Persons of no Moment should give such powerful Revolutions to the Progress of those of the greatest, seems a providential Disposition to baffle and abate the Pride of humane Sufficiency: as also, to engage the Humanity and Benevolence of Superiors to all below 'em, by letting them into this Secret, That the Stronger depends upon the Weaker. I am, Sir, your very humble Servanta'
Buildings. I received a Letter from you some Time ago, which I should have answered sooner, had you informed me in yours to what Part of this Island I might have directed my Impertinence; but having been let into the Knowledge of that Matter, this handsome Excuse is no longer serviceable. My Neighbour Prettyman shall be the Subject of this Letter; who falling in with the SPECTATOR'S Doctrine concerning the Month of May, began from that Season to dedicate himself to the Service of the Fair in the following Manner. I observed at the Beginning of the Month he bought him a new Night-gown, either Side to be worn outwards, both equally gorgeous and attractive; but 'till the End of the Month I did not enter so fully into the Knowledge of his Contrivance, as the Use of that Garment has since suggested to me. Now you must know that all new Cloaths raise and warm the Bearer's Imagination into a Conceit of his being a much finer Gentleman than he was before, banishing all Sobriety and Reflection, and giving him up to Gallantry and Amour. Inflam'd therefore with this Way of Thinking, and full of the Spirit of the Month of May, did this merciless Youth resolve upon the Business of Captivating. At first he confin'd himself to his Room only, now and then appearing at his Window in his Night-gown, and practising that easy Posture which expresses the very Top and Dignity of Languishment. It was pleasant to see him diversify his Loveliness, sometimes obliging the Passengers only with a Side
Face, with a Book in his Hand; sometimes being so generous as to expose the Whole in the Fullness of its Beauty; at the other Times, by a judicious throwing back of his Perriwig, he would throw in his Ears, You know he is that Sort of Person which the Mob call a handsome jolly Man; which Ap pearance can't miss of Captives in this part of the Town. Being emboldened by daily Success, he leaves his Room with a Resolution to extend his Conquests; and I have apprehended him in his Nightgown smiting in all Parts of this Neighbourhood. This I, being of an amorous Complexion, saw with
Indignation, and had Thoughts of purchasing a Wig in No. 485. these Parts; into which, being at a greater Distance Tuesday, from the Earth, I might have thrown a very liberal Mix- Sept. 16,
1712 ture of white Horse-hair, which would make a fairer, and consequently a handsomer Appearance, while my Situation would secure me against any Discoveries. But the Passion to the handsome Gentleman seems to be so fixed to that part of the Building, that it will be extremely difficult to divert it to mine ; so that I am resolved to stand boldly to the Complection of my own Eye-brow, and prepare me an immense black Wig of the same Sort of Structure with that of my Rival. Now, tho' by this I shall not, perhaps, lessen the Number of the Admirers of his Complexion, I shall have a fair Chance to divide the Passengers by the irresistible Force of mine.
I expect sudden Dispatches from you, with Advice of the Family you are in now, how to deport my self upon this so delicate a Conjuncture, with some comfortable Resolutions in favour of the handsome black Man against the handsome fair one.
Your most humble Servant,
N. B. He who writ this is a black Man, two Pair of Stairs, the Gentleman of whom he writes is fair, and one Pair of Stairs.'
P.S. I shall think it a little hard, if you do not take as much Notice of this Epistle as you have of the ingenious Mr. Short's. I am not afraid to let the World see which is the deeper Man of the two.'
No. 485. Tuesday, Sept. 161 1712.
London, September 15.
and Place, and Abode of the said Offender, so as she can be brought to Justice, the Informant shall have all fitting Encouragement
T No. 486. (STEELE)
Wednesday, September 17 Audire est operae pretium, procedere recte
Qui moechos non vultis Hor. • Mr. SPECTATOR, HERE are very many of my Acquaintance Followers
Part of his Philosophy which we, among our selves, call his Domesticks, under which Denomination, or Title, we include all the Conjugal Joys and Sufferings. We have indeed, with very great pleasure, observed the Honour you
do the whole Fraternity of the Hen-peck'd, in placing that illustrious Man at our Head; and it does in a very great Measure baffle the Raillery of pert Rogues, who have no Advantage above us, but in that they are single. But when you look about into the Croud of Mankind, you will find the fair Sex reigns with greater Tyranny over Lovers than Husbands.
You shall hardly meet one in a thousand who is wholly exempt from their Dominion, and those that are so are capable of no Taste of Life, and breathe and walk about the Earth as Insignificants. But I am going to desire your further Favour in Behalf of our harmless Brotherhood, and hope you will shew in a true Light the unmarried Hen-peck'd as well as you have done Justice to us, who submit to the Conduct of our Wives. I am very particularly ac.
quainted with one who is under entire Submission to a No. 486. kind Girl, as he calls her; and tho' he knows I have Wednesbeen Witness both to the ill Usage he has received from day: her, and his Inability to resist her Tyranny, he still 1712.
Sept. 17, pretends to make a Jest of me for a little more than ordinary Obsequiousness to my Spouse. No longer than Tuesday last he took me with him to visit his Mistress and he having, it seems, been a little in Disgrace before, thought by bringing me with him she would constrain her self
, and insensibly fall into general Discourse with him, and so he might break the Ice, and save himself all the ordinary Compunctions and Mortifications she used to make him suffer before she would be reconciled after any Act of Rebellion on his Parts When we came into the Room, we were received with the utmost Coldness, and when he presented me as Mr. Such-a-one, his very good Friend, she just had Patience to suffer my Salutation, but when he himself, with a very gay Air, offered to follow me, she gave him a thundering Box on the Ear, called him pitiful poor-spirited Wretch, how durst he see her Face? His Wig and Hat fell on different Parts of the Floor. She seized the Wig too soon for him to recover it, and kicking it down Stairs, threw her self into an opposite Room, pulling the Door after her with a Force, that you would have thought the Hinges would have given Way. We went down, you must think, with no very good Countenances and as we speaked off, and were driving home together, he confessed to me that her Anger was thus highly raised, because he did not think fit to fight a Gentleman who had said she was what she was ; but, says he, a kind Letter or two, or fifty Pieces, will put her in Humour again. I asked him why he did not part with her; he answered, he loved her with all the Tenderness imaginable, and she had too many Charms to be abandoned for a little Quickness of Spirit Thus does this illegitimate Hen-peck'd overlook the Hussy's having no Regard to his very Life and Fame, in putting him upon an infamous Dispute about her Reputation; yet has he the Confidence to laugh at me, because I obey my poor Dear in keeping out of Harm's Way, and not staying too late from my own Family, to pass through the Hazards