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SIR, T is with very great pleasure I take an Opportunity


Place You allow me in your Friendship and Familiarity. I will not acknowledge to You that I have often had You in my Thoughts, when I have endeavoured to Draw, in some Parts of these Discourses, the Character of a Good natured, Honest and Accomplished Gentleman, But such Representations give my Reader an Idea of a Person blameless only, or only laudable for such Perfections as extend no farther than to his own private Advantage and Reputation.

But when I speak of You, I Celebrate One who has had the Happiness of possessing also those Qualities which make a Man useful to Society, and of having had Opportunities of Exerting them in the most conspicuous Manner.

The Great Part You had, as British Embassador, in Procuring and Cultivating the Advantageous Commerce between the Courts. of England and Portugal, has purchased You the lasting Esteem of all who understand the Interest of either Nation,

Those Personal Excellencies which are over-rated by the ordinary World, and too much neglected by Wise Men, You have applied with the justest Skill and Judgment. The most graceful Address in Horsemanship, in the Use of the Sword, and in Dancing, has been employed by You as lower Arts, and as they have occasionally served to cover, or introduce the Talents of a skilful Minister,

But your Abilities have not appeared only in one Nation. When it was your Province to Act as Her Majesty's Minister at the Court of Savoy, at that time encamped, You accompanied that Gallant Prince thro' all the vicissitudes of His Fortune, and shared, by His IV.



Side, the Dangers of that Glorious Day in which He recovered His Capital, As far as it regards Personal Qualities, You attained, in that one Hour, the highest Military Reputation. The Behaviour of our Minister in the Action, and the Good Offices done the Vanquished in the Name of the Queen of England, gave both the Conqueror and the Captive the most lively Examples of the Courage and Generosity of the Nation He represented.

Your Friends and Companions in your Absence frequently talk these Things of You, and You cannot hide from us, (by the most discreet Silence in any Thing which regards your self) that the frank Eatertainment we have at your Table, your easie Condescension in little Incidents of Mirth and Diversion, and general Complacency of Manners, are far from being the greatest Obligations we have to You. I do assure You there is not one of your Friends has a Greater Sense of your Merit in general, and of the Favours You every Day do us, than,

Your most Obedient, and

most Humble Servant,





No. 474. [STEELE] Wednesday, September 3, 1712. No. 474.

Wednes Asperitas agrestis & inconcinna.-Hor.


Sept. 3,

1712. EING of the Number of those that have lately retired

Upeasiness in the Country where I am, arises rather from the Society than the Solitude of it. To be obliged to re ceive and return Visits from and to a Circle of Neighbours, who through Diversity of Age or Inclinations, can neither be entertaining or serviceable to us, is a vile Loss of Time, and a Slavery from which a Man should deliver himself, if possible : For why must I lose the remaining Part of my Life, because they have thrown away the former Part of theirs ? It is to me an unsupportable Affliction, to be tormented with the Narrations of a Set of People, who are warm in their Expressions, of the quick Relish of that Pleasure which their Dogs and Horses have a more delicate Taste of. I do also in my Heart detest and abhor that damnable Doctrine and Position of the Neces sity of a Bumper, though to one's own Toast; for though 'tis pretended that these deep Politicians are used only to inspire Gaiety, they certainly drown that Chearfulness which would survive a moderate Circulation. If at these Meetings it were left to every Stranger either to fill his Glass according to his own Inclination, or to make his Retreat when he finds he has been sufficiently obedient to that of others, these Entertainments would be governed with more good Sense, and consequently with more good Breeding, than at present they are. Indeed where

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No. 474. any of the Guests are known to measure their Fame Wednese or Pleasure by their Glass, proper Exhortations might day,

be used to these to push their Fortunes in this Sort
Sept. 3,

of Reputation, but where 'tis unseasonably insisted on
to a modest Stranger, this Drench may be said to be
swallowed with the same Necessity, as if it had been
tendered in the Horn for that Purpose, with this
aggravating Circumstance, that it distresses the Enter-
tainer's Guest in the same Degree as it relieves his

To attend without Impatience an Account of five-barr'd
Gates, double Ditches and Precipices, and to survey the
Orator with desiring Eyes, is to me extremely difficult,
but absolutely necessary, to be upon tolerable Terms with
him. But then the occasional Burstings out into Laughter,
is of all other Accomplishments the most requisite. I
confess at present I have not the Command of these
Convulsions, as is necessary to be good Company:
therefore I beg you would publish this Letter, and let
me be known all at once for a queer Fellow, and
avoided. It is monstrous to me, that we, who are
given to Reading and calm Conversation, should ever
be visited by these Roarers: But they think they
themselves, as Neighbours, may come into our Rooms
with the same Right that they and their Dogs hunt in
our Grounds.

Your Institution of Clubs I have always admir'd, in which you constantly endeavoured the Union of the metaphorically Defunct, that is, such as are neither serviceable to the busy and enterprizing Part of Mankind, nor entertaining to the Retir'd and Speculative. There should certainly therefore in each County be established a Club of the Persons whose Conversations I have described, who for their own private, as also the publick Emolument, should exclude, and be excluded all other Society. Their Attire should be the same with their Huntsmen's, and none should be admitted into this green Conversation Piece, except he had broke his Collar-bone thrice. A broken Rib or two might also admit a Man without the least Opposition. The President must necessarily have broken his Neck, and have been taken up dead once


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