Doughty Sir Hall a tiptoe ftands, For both bis Friends Mifchances; He winks, and then Pell-mell let's drive, That was the gentlest Knight alive; But flatlong on't it glances. Our Champion's Head, and Brains ran round, But yet as foon's he toucht the Ground, Up leapt he like Antæus (a): The Turks Arrears he paid him foon, Than e'er did Galilæus (b). In vain the Wretch for Help does bawl, And many a trusty greeting; He laid on Load on empty Crown, To give his Friends a meeting. For their Affront Notorious: He rends their Lace, and Linen pure, (Who can fo fad a fight endure?) And Point Cravats, and Garniture, That made 'em look fo glorious. (a) Antæus, a famous Moorfields Wrestler, who the oftner he was foil'd the more strength he had. (b) Galilæus an old Conjurer (kin to Gadbury) that saw the Stars at Noon with a flying Glass. Their empty Crowns rang jangling Peals, Whilst they're in woful pickle: Had you but feen 'em how they fat, A Bristow Conventicle. Now on the Floor their Corps he spreads, Jumbling them altogether: He roll'd 'em round, and round, and round, They knew not how nor whither. Sometimes on their fat Guts he jumps, Whilft their poor Pates were addled; And now their Sides he fwaddled. Still he lets drive his furious Blows, (c) AT-d they did!.. To make bis Land-Lord leave it. The Tories their bang'd Sides bemoan, Hold up their Paws for pity. Sir Bobb and Hal did deeply yell, Thirteen-Pence-Half-penny he'd bestow But for one live-long Moment: But fince fome wifer are than fome, Altho be ne'er fo meant. As foon as they had ftrength to rife, Thinking he'd beat 'em all out: So have I seen a maimed Snail, From thence attempt to crawl out. The Christian had a Noble Soul, While Fame bis Glory raises: This Tell-tale Goddess had a Spy And trumpets out his Praises. Of Tory Champions, fierce and stout, And of their Valour tattles; But with fly Malice chiefly she When they to odds must yield or flee In fuch unequal Battels. For For when, by unexpected Chance, And took a Civil Drubbing: But fince, altho Cock-fure, they fail, Of poor Heroick Robin. Fame's a damn'd Whig, they fret and cry, Kifs and tell! Out upon ber! Fortune we find's a fickle Whore, We'll never truft the Gypfy more : (Thus like a Bittern they did roar) Our Honour! O our Honour! Their Friends advise 'em to compound; And get him unto filence bound, Altbo be hard to win is; With fense profound they gravely fay, Qr gag bis Mouth with Guinies. 'Twas spoke, and inftantly 'twas done; Whilst they their Pockets rummage, one To every Coffee-House does run, To find Victorious Dyer: They reafon'd on the Point, and he He grants 'em their Defire. Elfe how is he fo chang'd become? Strangely retir'd o'th' fudden. Ask Ask him about it, ask again, For, not a word o'th' Pudding. There's your true Spaniels for you, Sirs; Or Women of Moscovy, The longer Cudgel one provides, And they'll the longer love ye. But, Tories, take a Friend's Advice, To Whig-land fo delighting: But pray take heed of Fighting. BACCHANA LI A: Or a Defcription of a Drunken Club, 1683. I. T was my hap Spectator once to be, Of that unmanly Croud, Who, with Wits low, and Voices loud, In Evening late, The Bacchanalian Solemnity. If what I then, Or heard, or faw, I here relate agen; Ac |