No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not to Have Children

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McClelland & Stewart, 2009. aug. 4. - 150 oldal
The shocking treatise that was a bestselling international media sensation upon its 2007 publication in France now makes its eagerly anticipated English-language debut.

A mother of two herself, Maier makes her deadly serious, if at times laugh-out-loud-funny, argument with all the unbridled force of her famously wicked intellect. In forty to-the-point, impressively erudite chapters drawing on the realms of history, child psychology, politics, and the environment, Maier effortlessly skewers the idealized notion of parenthood as a natural and beautiful endeavour. Enough with this “baby-mania” that is plaguing modern society, says Maier, it’s nothing but brainwashing. Are you prepared to give up your free time, dinners with friends, spontaneous romantic getaways, and even the luxury of uninterrupted thought for the “vicious little dwarves” that will treat you like their servant, cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars, and end up resenting you?

Speaking to the still “child-free”, to fellow suffering parents, and to adamant procreationists alike, No Kids is a controversial, thought-provoking, and undeniably entertaining read.

Reasons to avoid having kids:

•You will lose touch with your friends
•Your sex life will be over
•Children cost a fortune
• Child-rearing is endless drudgery
•Vacations will be nightmares
•You’ll lose your identity and become just “mom” or “dad”
•Your children will become mindless drones of capitalism
•The planet’s already overcrowded
•Your children will inevitably disappoint you
 

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Tartalomjegyzék

Prologue
1
Introduction
3
GOOD REASONS NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN
15
A silly idea
17
Labour is torture
20
You avoid becoming a walking pacifier
22
You keep having fun
24
No thanks
26
Kids are the death knell of the couple
41
Dont decide
43
The child is a sort of vicious innately cruel dwarf Michel Houellebecq
45
Kids are conformists
47
Kids are a treasure and will cost you one
49
Kids are unbiased allies of capitalism
51
How to keep kids busy
54
The parents worst nightmares
58

You keep your friends
28
You wont have to use that idiot language when talking to kids
32
Open the nursery close the bedroom
36
Kids are the death of desire
39
Dont be fooled by the ideal child illusion
60
Your kid will always disappoint you
62
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Corinne Maier is the author of the international bestseller Bonjour Paresse (Hello Laziness). She lives in Brussels with her husband and two children, where she is a practicing psychoanalyst.

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